abs

[soph @runwayinchicago]

if Trisha Paytas has enough babies we might be able to end the monarchy

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

LMFAO

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

I don’t know. Maybe a society where billionaires have enough money lying around to start space programs and control communication while people starve and ration their medicine isn’t the best system.

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

at any given moment there are about five emails trying to kill me

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

hiiiii (manipulatively)

[‎geo @geodicey]

um.

[Vexxy D. Flexxy @FuckYaDeadGuys]

Nobody seen u down at yo worst more than the corner store near ya house

[Kim Scott @kimballscott]

My son at the dinner table tonight: "Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people."

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Libras your taste makes everything better

[Danielle @behindnmetaints]

❗️❗️#ChineseRocket has knocked jason derulo down the met gala steps❗️❗️

[female kendall roy @saoirceronan]

cinema peaked here

[jinn baba @imnotamna]

it’s dangerous to go alone, take this

[TMC Music Connoisseur @MusicConnoisseu]

who’s gonna tell her?

[Meghan Rienks @meghanrienks]

I am retiring from having ADHD

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

should I move out?