Quack Sparrow

That's Captain Quack Sparrow.
The river may be rough, but I am the Captain. No matter how difficult, I will always prevail.
@aba_procurement.

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

The name's Captain Quack Sparrow.
You will all remember race day as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Quack Sparrow. Savvy?
@break_charity #GNDR2018

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

So, are we wondering why you didn't spy me at the finish line?

Thing is... I got me feathers on some rum before the race, and I went of course...Waaaaay off course.

I was the last across the line BUT I had the most rum, so who's the real winner here?

#GNDR18 @break_charity

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

The time has come, mates. I've set me course for the horizon and I've left the calm shores of @ABA_Procurement and headed for @break_charity

...Some people had a hard time letting go.

#gndr18 #charity

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

@break_charity @NorfolkTweetup @TheDuckorator Right. That's it. I'm not swimming like a chump. I'm commandeering that there DuckBoat for the race!

(and I beg ye forgiveness for not making the party, I had a little too much of the rum. The boss is dropping me off at @break_charity tomorrow though!)

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

Which of ye scurvy dogs are settin' sail for the @lotg2018 on the morrow then?
I heard whispers of free drinks, so I'll be there.

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

@SelectDuck This calls for rum, mateys!

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

Accurate depiction of how my week is going.

Note: I landed the right way up... I'm taking that as a good sign.

#gndr18 #slide #Disaster #funny #charity #duck

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

I commandeered the swing set at @HBCnorwich park today.

Any of ye pirates or ducks about, make sure ye give me a wave... or come and play on the seesaw.

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

Ahoy Mateys!
Are any of my fellow ducks (or handlers, I suppose) looking for Procurement Training? The boss is running CIPS Diploma apprenticeships now, and it's free for most of you landlubbers.

Minus my commission (which is 2 bottles of rum, FYI) https://t.co/TeOvfDg580

[ABA Procurement @ABA_Procurement]

Working in #Procurement? Based near #Norwich? Interested in #Free #CIPS training?
Find out more about our apprenticeships here by clicking the link, and come along to our open morning on July 19th! https://t.co/h4wFTt6OBf

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

@ABA_Procurement @norwichduckrace Forget him mates, he was a laughing stock.

I'm hoisting me colours, and setting sail straight for the finish line I tell ya.

I live for competition. And rum. Mostly rum.

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

@MatRubberDuck @SelectDuck @cafrindorrell @TheDuckorator @LetsGoQuackers @tracimoss13 @twiglet81 @norwichduckrace @DuckintheUSA @icenimagazine Not me matey - Quack Sparrow stands alone.

Although I am considering teaming up with @SelectDuck to sink some of the competition.

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

@SelectDuck @break_charity Woah woah woah.
Parlay?
I request parlay!
Surely there's a amicable solution to be had? Perhaps teaming up to sink the rest of the buggers on race day?

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

The name's Captain Quack Sparrow.
You will all remember race day as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Quack Sparrow. Savvy?
@break_charity #GNDR2018

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

...Why is the rum always gone?

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

I'm finished! I'm just going to grab a drink for some courage, and I'll reveal myself to the world (No. Not like that. Get your minds out of the gutter)
@break_charity #GNDR2018

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

Ah. There's nothing to drink at all...

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

I've grown hair! I'm not entirely sure what's happening to me if I'm honest, but I think I can feel a bit of an attitude change coming mates!
@break_charity #GNDR2018

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

Alright mates? The #Duckformation has continued despite the #heatwave

Any more guesses?
@break_charity #GNDR18

[Quack Sparrow @Aba_Duck]

I'm scrubbing up nicely. The same can't be said for my handler's office - there's more paint on the desks than on me.
Any guesses? #DuckTransformation
@break_charity #GNDR18