Abby Lammers

regrettably, this is now an NFT hate account

[Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather]

Angry emu!

It's a rare sight here, our birds are very sweet. She's puffed, hissing, charging, beak clacking, and grunting. This girl is furious because Comet (dog, hiding behind me) made the mistake of blundering into the goose coop where her mate is trying to incubate eggs.

[Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane]

Here's #dalle doing "A sign for In-N-Out, viewed from a distance". Just asking for "The logo for In-N-Out" produced signs that were very zoomed in.

[Abby Lammers @AbacusLammicus]

Someone give this 1997 Wired writer a raise

[Abby Lammers @AbacusLammicus]

So has anyone made the chumbawamba mixed drink yet

[Benjamin Hilton @benjamin_hilton]

@holmesjtg 3) A sign that says "burger king"

[Abby Lammers @AbacusLammicus]

Kosher for Passover bake-off send tweet

[Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane]

I tried to get a neural net to not only describe an epic prank, but also why it was funny.

I guess I'm just not smart enough to understand
https://t.co/EfPqgJtYSD

[Abby Lammers @AbacusLammicus]

🥲🥲🥲

[Abby Lammers @AbacusLammicus]

This remains the most useful podcast episode I’ve ever listened to

[Lingthusiasm @lingthusiasm]

There's a word for this!

It's called high involvement/high considerateness conversation styles and we did an episode about them here!
https://t.co/0lf8HLhR0n

[Abby Lammers @AbacusLammicus]

“Rent a whole ship with a banner to stop the war and put it close to the warships for example”

[Abby Lammers @AbacusLammicus]

@ussrsweatheart But they’re both such good wordle guesses

[Amtrak New Era of Rail @AmtrakNewEra]

a vibe shift is coming

[Abby Lammers @AbacusLammicus]

One of the most explicitly dystopian ads I’ve ever seen

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

The Meta commercial was essentially a Black Mirror episode

[Nisei Lounge Chicago @NiseiLounge]

We extend our condolences to Cincinnati. And St Louis.

And we NEVER extend our condolences to St Louis.

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Do not eat soap.

[Abby Lammers @AbacusLammicus]

If Tim Gunn gets an NFT prof pic I’m deleting Twitter

[Heidi Klum @heidiklum]

Do you think my new Cryptopunk looks like me? ❤️😛

[Abby Lammers @AbacusLammicus]

The Ben Folds to Sufjan Stevens Pipeline

[Abby Lammers @AbacusLammicus]

I… I can’t do this anymore

[your #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷 @davidgerard]

oh dear https://t.co/kVR3xjmhmM

[Abby Lammers @AbacusLammicus]

@tinysnekcomics Finally, a Tiny Snek x Richard Powers crossover

[Emojipedia @Emojipedia]

New in Emoji 14.0 and coming to Android 12L: Mirror Ball https://t.co/shRNm8fzjU