Abbe feat. Pitbull

Cynical. Analytical. Hypocritical. Untypical.

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Oh boy @JDVance. Act your age, not your shoe size. Male shoe anxiety hits the Oval Office | CNN https://t.co/WB6qJKkdKU

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@AskLyft Last night I took 2 Lyfts and was given the choice of a 15%, 20%, and 25% tip. It was a shorter ride, and I wanted to tip $5 but wasn't given the option. Is this a bug, or is Lyft retaliating against the MN legislation to allow your drivers to unionize?

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@AskLyft Seems as though your app isn't allowing me to choose my own tip in Minneapolis. My choices are 15%, 20%, or 25%. I wanted to tip more. What gives? Is this in retaliation for the unionization legislation?

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Yin and yang remix

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As Charlie Brown said, "Happiness is a warm puppy."

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@Andy My love, I'd love a #BelowDeck reunion with terrible guests! Looking @ u Laquisha!

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It took so long for my @Twitter to load, I thought maybe I'd been banned! I do usually vote DFL, unless someone more pinko-commie is running...

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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2022! How did you do? #Duolingo365

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@CruisinSoozan But it's only December! January is wear the snowsuit to bed weather!

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So it may be #Halloscream time...but has no one in a horror movie taken a first aid class? Do not remove the knife, projectile, etc.!!!!!

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@connieinmpls It looks yummy! And to make your own sauce you need a zillion spices that will go stale. You're enjoying dinner AND not wasting food! 💯

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@ReparSandra It's just his devilish nature. Or he's a demon. Either way, I love him!

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Yes. This is my dumb cat. I thought having a metal roof would deter such shenanigans...

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Welcome to the gun show. #BlackCat

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@CruisinSoozan @AddledPixie Oh my! This is why my guy is not on Twitter! He doesn't need your thirst traps!

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@RetiredDent Kiziks! They just slip on! #ThisIsNotAnAd

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That cat is NOT f-ing around. #WatchOutPutin

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Five of us.

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Sad news... I think my son might be a peeping tom. #BlackCat

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My favorite method of #selfcare? Sending myself flowers courtesy of @TheBouqsCo. So beautiful!

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My unscientific opinion: every time I give my cats "fresh scent" litter they do their darnedest to make the stinkiest poopies. #smellycat