Abbee Thorpe

live loved

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Scott’s Tots is by far the most cringe worthy episode of @theofficenbc

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Unpopular opinion: the pumpkin spice flavor isn’t that great.

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I’ve flown with @AmericanAir 3 times in the last 7 days and only 1 of those flights has been pleasant 🙄

[Abbee Thorpe @AbbeeThorpe]

*checking in my bag for my flight*
Lady: have a great flight!
Me: you too!!

[Abbee Thorpe @AbbeeThorpe]

*currently in an Uber*

Driver: so what’s your experience in the past been with Uber?
Me: oh I’ve actually never been in one before! This is my first time.
Driver: awwww we’ve got a virgin!!

[Kjoelle @kjoelle_]

Hannah: I'm ill
jed: should I get my guitar?
#thebachelorette

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@alcassoi @e_qualkinbush

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@txhbii @e_qualkinbush DEAD 😂

[Elizabeth Karpen @LizzieKarpen]

Promo: *shows Luke P’s scenes coming*
Me:
#TheBachelorette

[bachelor fans only @bachelortweets0]

I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK OUR PILOT PETER’S HEART WE WILL BREAK YOU

#thebachelorette

[Abbee Thorpe @AbbeeThorpe]

There is a chipotle right next to where I work and all I want is to eat there. Everyday. For free. Is that too much to ask?

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An accurate representation of @thorpe_matt’s plate when we cook breakfast for dinner. Just scramble the eggs and it’s spot on. 😂

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Do you ever see a picture and think “where the heck did that shirt go??”

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#NewProfilePic

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Moving to SWU in less than a month and over 80% of our stuff still isn’t packed. Lolz.

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Yooooo. Why is this for real what some people think?? 😂😭🙃

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@AndyMineo, please release your next EP soon 🤞🏾