Abbey Greener

[Jenni @hashjenni]

My bladder

[K ❤️ @misskaren1981]

A short story about a packet of prawn cocktail crisps

[☔ @Whotfismick]

no one:

my feet all the time:

[★ @missschico]

Tone is so important. Talk to me nice.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

It’s 11am. You’re late.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Who remembers?

[Netflix @netflix]

A symphony 4.5 billion years in the making! 🎵 Life on Our Planet arrives in 2 days!

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

Wow. This was a special moment. I think Dad would be pretty proud that we’ve become the first to successfully breed the turtle that he discovered. A rare, and unique species under threat in the wild has just been given a second chance.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I demand a recount #Ireland😂

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Yeah, like herpes.