the #olympics swimming pool had a random swimming cap floating about — so one of the staff served full on cxnt with his trunks and got them out. where’s his gold medal, may i ask?!
my mate behind the bar at me locals done a fucking AI thing on her photo that turns her into a character from Wallace and Gromit and its lobbed a tit out for her HAHAHAHAHA
Stephen Bartlett getting humbled is so deeply pleasing to me I've watched this like 5 times on TikTok today. Can't put my finger on it but there's something so smug and offputting about him
As an advocate of a four day working week, I share Ms Kelly’s passion for the Mon-Thurs lifestyle. I hope her pilot scheme will be rolled out nationwide and becomes best practice, resulting in a Lorraine’s Law giving workers the right to a four day week. Thank you comrade.
My parents had to put their dog down two years ago and it’s been really hard on them. Unfortunately my stepdad,
Rick, has found the worst way to cope: feeding a one-year old raccoon and letting him live on their porch. His name is Little Rick aka Rickoon. And by “feeding” him,
We're pleased to unveil @JordanBurnell91 as our First Team Assistant Manager! 😍⚽️
Lofty will also continue to play within the First Team, and will be a great asset to the match-day set-up, both on and off the pitch.
LOVE IT LOFTYYYY! 💚
#TheAs ⚽️
With the rising popularity of women’s football I hope it will encourage women to tell men on dates that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t received an injury 😞