Abbey.

She/her,21, English/Political Science Major @ ISU

[Abbey. @AbbeyHemmen]

I secretly want to be a standup comedian and that’s why I think I’ll make an excellent college professor

[Abbey. @AbbeyHemmen]

@katiethoele Hello I’m testing Twitter

[Abbey. @AbbeyHemmen]

No one prepared me for the fun little adulthood fact that Live Like You Were Dying by Tim McGraw would make me cry

[Abbey. @AbbeyHemmen]

One of my professors wrote a pretty reasonable op-ed and the most of the replies are absolutely deranged

[The Hill @thehill]

"Jan 6, 2025: The day democracy dies?" (@TheHillOpinion) https://t.co/AzzJ2cV3en

[Abbey. @AbbeyHemmen]

@PYeerk Okay but we literally call children “women” all the time. The second they start menstruating, society/people tell them that they have “become a woman” or have “entered womanhood” etc

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

why did elementary schools just occasionally bring in a dude with a big snake. who was that man. what were his credentials

[Jay Smooth @jsmooth995]

I hate when people overhype things on on twitter so I will just state calmly that this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life

[Abbey. @AbbeyHemmen]

Will wtf 😂

[Abbey. @AbbeyHemmen]

Never too hot for hot chocolate. Never too cold for ice cream. #RulesToLiveBy

[Abbey. @AbbeyHemmen]

@theamazingtracy On the other hand, he is single now 👀

[darth™ @darth]

go get your vaccine at CVS u can just walk in i am serious

[Abbey. @AbbeyHemmen]

I am... done with undergrad? BRB processing

[yuribeast @rubycumulous]

found the original quote!!

[Dee @figgled]

if a friend who normally replies 'haha' hits back with a 'HAHAHAH' honestly take the day off. have a nice cold one. you're killing it

[Abbey. @AbbeyHemmen]

@queerchangeling @hologramvin My guess is it’s an avoiding-cheese issue more than an avoiding-meat issue 😊😊

[Abbey. @AbbeyHemmen]

@alisonnsanders Yep. If you have the book most of the questions are in there. I have the kindle version so it was really easy to look up important words! Google/the midterm helped with the ones I couldn’t find in the book

[Abbey. @AbbeyHemmen]

I just finished a final exam on a Saturday even though it’s not due tonight.

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@spindlypete Ozzy relates