Abbey Naples

[Abbey Naples @AbbeyRoc]

Is it winter, spring, summer, or fall? #cnyweather

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@EricWBourgeois

[Abbey Naples @AbbeyRoc]

#adulthood is just saying "oh my back" everyday until you die.

[max homa @Maxhoma]

Update: I am unwell

[Abbey Naples @AbbeyRoc]

I repeat

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Nick 😍
#handmaids

[Abbey Naples @AbbeyRoc]

Are we all just going to keep pretending AirPods are it? Wack.

Give me all the ear hooks.

[Abbey Naples @AbbeyRoc]

@dunkindonuts egg bites > @Starbucks egg bites

[Abbey Naples @AbbeyRoc]

My first blessing told me today that it'd probably take a shark a few days to eat me because I'm "you know, so so big" 🥰
#leftoutofthewill #kids #kidssay #boymom

[Abbey Naples @AbbeyRoc]

Printers be like HAHAHAHAHAHA no

[Abbey Naples @AbbeyRoc]

Looks like we've entered the "ligma" phase of 8 year old boy. #ligmawho #boymom #kids #kidssay

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@cpoliticditto Turning around when pumping gas and just waiting for the click

[Abbey Naples @AbbeyRoc]

8yo glances at TV and panics..."Whoa whoa whoa where's Amy Schneider?"

Relax fella, she'll be back. #jeopardy
@Jeopardamy

[Abbey Naples @AbbeyRoc]

I don't care how old or smart you are. The morning of #DaylightSavingsTime you will have a conversation about what time it "actually" is and at some point reference "Spring forward, Fall back."
#dst #DaylightSavingTime #DaylightSavings

[Seth Palmer @sethpalmer3]

Why, in the year 2021, are people still using 2 spaces after a period when they start a new sentence??

[Abbey Naples @AbbeyRoc]

@CynicalMother Striking a nerve 👌🏼 ya love to see it

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@Holland2Norma It's been so foggy out here south of Syracuse, too! All week. Snapped this after dropping off the kids with their babysitter.

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@katieharr1988 Wearing a shirt that was too revealing to the 6+ft guy that would stand above my desk looking down at me. Oh excuse me sir for your height & decision to stand there 🙄

[Abbey Naples @AbbeyRoc]

My middle (2.5yo) is currently waking up my parents by yelling "okuurrrr" at the end of their bed with the perfect tongue roll. They're retired and it's 7:30am. Also I do not listen to CB so not sure where this talent came from but like, I'm proud. #kids #boymom

[Abbey Naples @AbbeyRoc]

@SUvadala Sounds like an offer to babysit to me

[Abbey Naples @AbbeyRoc]

My kid just dispensed a pool size amount of water onto the kitchen floor from our refrigerator, walked through it, took off his socks and rung them out into his mouth. Happy Monday! 🙃#parenting #momofboys #boymom #someonehelpme