Abbey Sather

a wealth of opinions & pretty hair. easily distracted & barely basic.

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

I've made jello 184 times in my life; I've read the recipe of how to make jello 184 times in my life.

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

It's all fun and games until you see your naked self in the @Zara change room lighting.

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

Black Friday is more of a season these days.

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

I wish I had a live feed to my fridge while grocery shopping, so I don't stock up on shit I already have.

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

Because I don't match Vienna enough. 💜 @NicolyaL https://t.co/PoPY09c9xc

[Christian Louboutin @LouboutinWorld]

Good taste runs in the family. Coming soon: Loubibaby shoes crafted for the Christian Louboutin x @goop Collection. https://t.co/HlQe7LnjgF

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

great night, greater cause :) #omgp @WBrettWilson

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

the real MVP's are those battling Stampede Hangovers this week with no ac.

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

Until next year @NYRangers - it's been a slice #rip #oilersareup

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

Seriously, how many times do @SkipTheDishes drivers get tempted to sample? #delicioussmells

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

Current mood. Wtf @NHL

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

I can't listen to country anymore, the similarities of TWANG to V's CRY are brutally uncanny.

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

My ear is always willing and ready. #BellLetsTalk #love

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

And why can't you unselect a floor in the elevator yet?

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

Edwin McCain.... really? Is this football game in 2006. #terrible

[President Obama @POTUS44]

It's been the honor of my life to serve you. You made me a better leader and a better man.

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

Seriously though. Is this a speech, or a children's book?

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

Shout out to those 4 people cheering in the crowd 😖 #InagurationDay2017

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

[** W. Brett Wilson ** @WBrettWilson]

From Canadian Press.

Although the adjective #prominent is debatable - the missing adjective "#irrelevant" is not.

#StayHomePlease

[Abbey Sather @AbbeyRonneseth]

This season of the @BachelorABC needs subtitles #wtf #mumbles