folga wooga imoga womp

a little strange, a little awkward // unofficial member of squad seven // callipygian // UMU '18 // UW-Madison ‘23 // she/her

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also when I’ve posted something here twice in a week

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you know shit’s fucked when i’m considering redownloading tumblr

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she ba on my la ‘til i tro

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I’m never on here anymore but I might be active on bluesky one day if anyone wants to follow me: https://t.co/2r5baD4JCS

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Sometimes at work I crouch on my chair with my hands on my knees like L from death note because why the fuck not life is short

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You guys are all using X but I’m still using Twitter

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I do not remember the context for my username

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@DojaCat can you rhyme giraffe and carafe in your next single pls and thank you

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Next time I renew my license plate I’m getting a vanity plate that just says “ya ha ha”

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Oh also I took another picture throwing peace signs in front of Notre Dame’s war memorial

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I haven’t used twitter in months but I just bought a pair of little geese figurines wearing a top hat and veil to use as a topper for our wedding cake and I don’t know where else to share that information

[folga wooga imoga womp @Abbeysolutely_]

America’s biggest mistake was moving away from rail systems. Everyone argues that the country is too big to support trains but I’d argue that’s the exact reason why we need them. Driving/flying across this country is not sustainable

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I just had to correct a British person that it’s the Westminster Abbey not the Winchester Abbey and that felt incredibly wrong

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 8 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).

[frenchbiche 🇫🇷🧀 @Frenchbiche]

My Jewish bf to my kid:
“the structure of most jewish holiday is: ‘they tried to kill us. We won. Let’s eat.’”

My kid: “oh it’s the exact opposite of Thanksgiving: ‘we killed them. Gave them a shitty land agreement we never honored. Let’s eat.’”

🤭

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Tbh I’m scared to play this game because I make a living as a software tester and am incredibly prone to finding bugs intentionally or not

[migeo @migeo_art]

the #PokemonScarletViolet experience

[Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant]

Billy Ray Cyrus has deleted that tweet where he said 'what to heck', another piece of internet history gone.