Abbie Berger

• wild child •

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

Beer and the GBP 🫶🏼

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

How probably literally everyone feels when texting me…

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

“I’ve def lost my gum in a chicks vagina before..” - @jubby

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

Me: “I think he’s a giant pussy”
Gabe: “yeah I agree, especially when you’re on some fake sleep shit”
@libbywes10

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

Sext

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

Hinge is wild. Weird hill to die on, Jarod.

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

Told a dude I wasn’t interested bc he showed up to our 3rd date drunk and proceeded to ask me to be exclusive, and this was his reaction ??? 😂

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

I will never trust a square burger patty. Like wtf is that.

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

Hinge is a wild place / some dudes are weird af …

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

I actually think that golf pics have replaced the dudes holding fish pics on dating profiles.

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

Do other states have Meat Raffles at their bars?? Or like, just WI?

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

Too high

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

Bruhhhh ….. @mlaflamme23

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

Sissy always looking out for me 🥴😅

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

@AGRU414 👀

[jabooty @Jblonks_]

Do men hit 28 years old and all of a sudden become obsessed with Creed? Asking for a friend.

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

I’m an idiot

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

I really can’t believe that I used to do my make up + hair everyday, wear a real bra and drive 30 minutes to work and then 30 minutes home.
What the fuck was that…

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

1 year ago today, I found out I was in remission. 🤩

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

Fruit pizza gives me the ✨ick ✨

[Abbie Berger @AbbieBerger3]

Is it just me or do the target fitting room mirrors make your body look BANGIN’??