My grandparents normally sit on that exact corner during the HP parade and for some reason my nana slept too late today.
Just in case the 4th wasn’t cancelled already, it is now.
Some minivan ass threw my dibs chair feet away from their car into a 4 foot tall snow bank. Left them this note...I think it was the kindest reaction I could have had. (And yes, my roomie & I spent an hour last night with a sledgehammer breaking the inches of ice in the spot).