Abbots Langley Stats

A not so factual statistical view of a leafy Hertfordshire village.

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53% of Bedmond locals have decided today is the day to take off their thermal vest. Summer’s officially here!!

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Chicken Goujons are just Chicken Nuggets that live on Abbots Road.

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On hot days Abbots Langley is 63% occupied by the dog police.

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Simmonds in Abbots High Street is 1% cake, 2% bread and 97% ignoring customers.

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99% of Abbots residents are sleeping with one leg out of the bed tonight.

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88% of Abbots Road residents are hopeful the heatwave will help ripen their avocados.

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Today Abbots will be 83% Flip Flops.

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Horses Field has 0% horses.

[Three Rivers District Council @ThreeRiversDC]

@ALTransition @AbbotsLangleyPC @Abbotsstats @HertsLibDems @hertscc Please take a look at this video. The 10-12 hectare Horses field, which was originally part of the Leavesden Aerodrome complex was acquired by the council for parkland and is being converted to a meadow to encourage wildlife and biodiversity https://t.co/alZTErTncn

[AbbotsinTransition @ALTransition]

Would love to see more of this along the roads in and around our village @ThreeRiversDC @AbbotsLangleyPC @Abbotsstats @HertsLibDems @hertscc retweet if you want this in your area too.

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The best kept Abbots Langley secret is that the Carnival starts at the same time every year.

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Ahead of all the costume and float making for the Abbots Langley Carnival on 8th June. Crepe paper supplies in the village have run out, but if you shop around you can still find some really good paper.

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Generic Abbots Carnival Quote #1 "I'm sure there were more floats last year"

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57% of people you meet at the Abbots Carnival can usually be avoided the other 364 days of the year.

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Generic Abbots Carnival Quote #3. "What !? You've spent the £2.50 I gave you already! What do you think I am? Made of money?"

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Carnival Parade will contain 47 bemused children, 87 chubby majorettes, 2 god squads, 16 abandoned greyhounds, 13 kilometres of crepe paper.

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98% of people don't know what time the Abbots Carnival procession starts.

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Tomorrow Abbots Candy Floss consumption will increase by 7503%. #abbotscarnival #crepepaperday

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Ahead of all the costume and float making for the Abbots Langley Carnival on 8th June. Crepe paper supplies in the village have run out, but if you shop around you can still find some really good paper.

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Victoria Sponge cake is 73% more popular than Coffee cake at Elvira’s.

[The Henderson Hub @TheHendersonHub]

Really lovely atmosphere in Elvira's today at lunchtime. Soups and cakes going down well whilst young and old enjoyed the comfortable surroundings. Ahhh. #communityfeels #AbbotsLangley

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You’ve got nothing compared to this @TraceyEmin.

[The Henderson Hub @TheHendersonHub]

Just a few of the amazing peices created by talented #AbbotsLangley residents as part of our art exhibition on until 8th May. Come and see these and the other 94 creations on show. #artforall #CommunityArts #GetInvolved