a bby or a bagel

[shaurya @shauseth]

startup idea: we sell hand made artisanal code

[“paula” @paularambles]

having a rice cooker is insane because it's like claude code for rice

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Third ave L stop is the most pointless stop in all of NYC

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Your life is over at age 10. If you’re 11 years old your a chopped unc

[alli @sonofalli]

babe are you ok? it’s q2 and you’ve barely touched your “q1 roadmap”

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

rip princess Diana you would’ve loved claude 3.7 sonnet extended thinking mode

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

You will never catch me referring to my girlfriend as “the girl of my dreams.”

I have never dreamt of a woman my entire life.

When I was a child I dreamed of delivering critical business insights to key stakeholders via purpose-built dashboards.

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Your honor my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

[erin chack @ErinChack]

whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape.......incompetent legend. i wish we could hang out

[Drebae @Drebae_]

My Tesla Robot when I ask it to make me a seafood boil at 3am:

[a bby or a bagel @AbbyAmf]

@neurajohn absolutely epic.

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

At least all my neighbors are on the same page for once...

[Erewhon Doordasher @areonmo]

You know she’s breaking hearts at unc asheville rn

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Why would my dog walker need this?

[Austin @adoptedhighway]

heavy is the head that weighs a lot

[OceanManByWeen @MarcoRubio420]

Pumpkin spiced Crunchwrap supreme

[🕳 @barfpit]

nice sheets whats the crumb count

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

Please every one know who you're going to kiss when the clock strikes midnight on September 30th
when we enter the new Fiscal Year