Abby Sage

This is a dream that I've had since lunch and I'm not giving up on it now

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@PaintedGalah @EricIdle This bad boy for sure!

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@Impitoyable @EricIdle I forgot about the Big Red Book! I am ashamed 🥸

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@EricIdle I don’t! I’m going to buy it right now, after I finish sobbing over the fact that Eric Idle spoke to me on Twitter.

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@taylord727 Hey that’s my brother!

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@John_ACNH @taylord727 I want to win this for Reagan’s birthday 🎂😭

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@ACNewHorizons @Cookno3 I’m just a girl, standing in front of an animal crossing tweet, asking it to give me a free switch.

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#TenCommandments

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I would totally wear Ramses’ blue dress! It’s so cute. #TenCommandments

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#Coachella2019 #TenCommandments

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They really don’t make ‘em like they used to. You can’t beat old Hollywood epic set design with CGI #TenCommandments

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It’s #TenCommandments time!

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Dang Aquaman looks so bad...but Jason Momoa looks so good

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This post injured my soul

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Working without sleep=staring at the monitor, twisting my water bottle cap and wondering why the focus isn’t changing 🙄

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Aesthetic instagramers- do you really expect us to believe that when you read a book you just have candles and plants and coffee mugs laying around on your bed? My mattress is memory foam and even I’m not dumb enough to think that stuff ain’t getting knocked over

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@Netflix please uncancel the Joel McHale show with Joel McHale imma cry.

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I just heard a pilot tell another pilot before a flight “good luck, we’re all counting on you” in the most serious voice #daymade