Abigail Elise Phail

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

One of the patients that came in today, kid you not looked exactly like John Heder in Blades of Glory... I almost spit out my coffee.

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

I love it when people are STILL calling him Justin Beaver.

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

@JessDonlon been there

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

My problem with chocolate is enough is never enough.

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

Devestated that I was unable to see my boo perform tonight. 😭 @justinbieber

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

"Your new self (which is Christ's & also yours) will not come as long as you are looking for it. It will come when you are looking for Him."

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less.”
~ #CSLewis

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

"The playa's always gonna play, play, play." Don't forget it!

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

Probably the most enjoyable thing to me in life is when sick patients get all up in my bubble and cough all over me. 🙃

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

Brother in laws 🙄 @joe_mastergetem

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

I'm not afraid to wait

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

I can't even think about sleeping without my fan on. I've created a monster. 👹

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

I can't wait to have babies someday

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

Nowadays newly married couples are having puppies instead of children

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

Why aren't jelly shoes still a thing

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

@CalPerry I though you were gonna say if only they new you curled up under your desk crying whilst sucking your thumb.

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

A patient just told me I should have done my hair today... #curlyprobs #sorude

[Abigail Elise Phail @AbbyPhail]

Biggest pet peeve *when guys don't put the toilet seat down after they pee 😡