Abby Vatterott

I swim long distances in my bathtub. And have the world's prettiest knuckles.

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4 ~ The Chipmunk Song “Christmas Don’t Be Late” 🐿🎄

Not technically from a Christmas movie, but I’m bending the rules on this one. I’ve done many versions of this stupid bit on stage, now here’s live footage of my gorgeous throat singing 🎶

#12songsofchristmas https://t.co/dFb1R23yzP

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3 ~ Zoey Deschanel & Will Ferrell singing “Baby It’s Cold Outside” from ELF 🚿🥶

#12songsofchristmas #3rddayofchristmas #christmoviesreenacted #elf #babyitscoldoutside

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@panerabread You are breader than all the rest..er!

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Hi Twitter. Been a Minute!
Here's my Katy Perrody on her latest single "Daisies" 🤍💛
@katyperry in Quarantine...

#katyperry #ilovekatyperry #kp #katycat #katyperryfans #daisies #teenagedream #prism #katy #music #katyperryfan #neverreallyover #queen #katyperryedit

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FOUR SHOWS LEFT! FOUR SHOWS LEFT!
Come see Lindsey's Calling tonight! 10pm MCL Chicago BYOB… https://t.co/PAjzrUflyC

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Lindsey's Calling....and she wants YOU to come to our last 5 shows of our 4 year run! Come and… https://t.co/kJOJsHLXTQ

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TOMORROW! Cash me at my fav #chicago #comedy shows in the city!
The Paper Machete at the Green… https://t.co/gQE6BBwxmf

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Lindsey's Calling has SIX more shows! Grab a beer and come see the stacked line up tonight! 🎈🎈🎈… https://t.co/TNctPLNRP6

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Lindsey's Calling after 4 years, our weekly comedy show has SEVEN SHOWS LEFT! Come hang out with… https://t.co/0OaTzjfiFS

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@vamp_chicago was just voted ✨Best Improv/sketch Show✨in Chicago! 🎤🎉Hooray! Come out out tonight… https://t.co/qDFhLEbu48

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TONIGHT GLITTERFEST at ALIVE ONE 9pm ! Words can't describe my love for @glittermoneyyy 💕✨✨COME… https://t.co/LW486kMBfx

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Thank you so much to everyone that came out to see my solo show at… https://t.co/NQP0eWUwlf

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OUR HOUSE GOT HIT BY A DEER! 😮😮😮A deer jumped and crashed into the window of my parents house… https://t.co/8UtoIhPvAf

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I got to see my favorite comedian @nickvatterott at comedycentral's #colossalclusterfest! Along… https://t.co/2EhIFUnFA0

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I'm not gonna lie, I'm a big cat fan 😻 #tigersinthailand @ Tiger Kingdom Phuket https://t.co/19QgvGse4R

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We took a swim, bathed and brushed these gentle giants in their natural habitat 🐘🌴Such an… https://t.co/l0bAQ54RJk

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Abbaria at #wicf2017 in #Boston!
#womenincomedy #comedy #musiccomedy #improvboston @ Boston,… https://t.co/kfWrQzu9Wb

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Hosting #belovednights Tonight at @mclchicago 7:30… https://t.co/6msJA3nWYU

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My impression of a #hopelessromantic when it's raining roses. #happyvalentinesday #drinkingwine… https://t.co/4IerwdvMBs

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Catch me on @wgnradio at 12:30!
#chicagocomedy https://t.co/jJu9n65B5s