FormerTexansFan

I repeat myself for a living.

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

@SheaSerrano 👀

Calling on all FOH members to help me clear the list.
Last time the list was cleared in less than 5 minutes 🥺🫶

https://t.co/Wjx1T51ppS

#clearthelistforteachers

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

@SheaSerrano

It’s the time of the year where I shoot my shot by asking you to share my classroom wishlist. 👀

Thank you and as always, FDT.

https://t.co/Wjx1T51ppS

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

The only thing that stood out about that performance was …Rihanna’s forehead.

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

Just waiting for the Arefs to open up a Palestinian place. 😩

Everyone should have some Künefe in their lives 🤤

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

So in the top 5 of World Cup finals this the top, right?

#FIFAWorldCup

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

The girls would’ve won. 💅🏽

#USWNT

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

Jugando como nunca. Solo para perder como siempre.

Sananbabich!!

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

🤡🤡

[Richard Marx @richardmarx]

For those wondering why I don’t identify with “Christians,” here’s Exhibit A:

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

Love that Olympic NPS is a Swift fan.

[Olympic NPS @OlympicNP]

October 21st
Hurricane Ridge officially reopens 🤝Long-awaited rain in Western Washington 🤝the Midnights album drops.
The perfect day??

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

If you want to be mad about something the #obama administration did- be mad at the boobooass school lunches they brought on.

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

The. Whole. Damn. Thing

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

@SheaSerrano 😭😭😭 Thank you so much! I am ugly crying right now. Everything is bought! Y’all did that!

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

@SheaSerrano this is me shooting my shot. 👀

New school year…still a broke teacher. It’d be helpful if you shared the list.
Thanks and as always, FDT!

https://t.co/Wjx1T51ppS

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

Ya me vi, dropping it like a thotty. 🌚

And ima blame it on Beyoncé.

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

@karbachbrewing
Thanks!

https://t.co/VgjFyLXOhu

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

@SantoRexo @karbachbrewing Good looking out!

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

@SantoRexo Nah. That jalapeño at ochos house was sweet in comparison.

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

I never thought I’d see the day where a boo-boo ass jalapeño took me down. A JALAPEÑO????!

Not a serrano. Not habanero. Not ghost pepper. Not Carolina reaper.
A GADAMN JALAPEÑO!!

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

Another school. Another shooting. Another hashtag. Another politician sending his/her thoughts and prayers. 🖕🏽

[FormerTexansFan @Abbycano]

If we don’t know what Hearsay means by now , then we’ve learned nothing from this case!
#JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard