Abduba Dida Parody

Respect my conglomerate.

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

Wakenya mpo?

[I gets paid @I_am_Rabaddu]

"@AbdoobaDida ----->RT : @raquel_soni if only #DIDA named his party as 'Rejected Party' all those rejected votes could be his!"

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

Concede what?

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

@I_am_Rabaddu Parody. Ukishamaliza kutangaza your ignorance. Ignorance is not a birthright. It is a decision. You have decided.

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

Those who didn't vote for me were leaving a space. Just like I said.

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

Why are people eating lunch instead of just voting and waiting. Don't you know you have to leave space everywhere?

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

Wishing good luck to the top 8 candidates in the Presidential Election. Whoever wins, let's give each other jobs.

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

Do you expect a thief to tell you he has stolen?

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

I'm sure you are waiting for my tweets after yesterday. My three wives made me proud in public.

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

I'm on CapitalFM 98.4 talking about the system like a radio.

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

Who wants some lunch? Kuna githeri na maji baridi hapa.

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

I don't have a wife. I have wives. Maybe they are three. 11 children.

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

Prayers is wonderful.

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

Remember I told you niko Churchill Show? ...na mkaniweka kwa reject list ?

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

After my presidential term, I'll just go back to class.

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

I am a musician. I have so many things in mind.

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

I don't want to be the president. I am the president.

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

Roses are red, Tarmac is black, Jokes are important so Abduba is back.

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

Hao watu walikuja debate wakapata kumbe mwalimu yuko ndani.

[Abduba Dida Parody @AbdoobaDida]

Na muone Churchill Live hii Thursday. Follow my wisdom....