Abraham Ochoa

Yes, I'm different ...just like you.

[Abraham Ochoa @AbeOchoa]

I haven’t heard anyone say “Yes sirree, Bob!” in about 30 years.

[Abraham Ochoa @AbeOchoa]

Tubi has no business playing 7 commercials in a row, I forgot what movie I was watching.

[Abraham Ochoa @AbeOchoa]

We listen & we don’t judge?
No, we double it & give it to the next person.

[Abraham Ochoa @AbeOchoa]

It’s so frustrating when my teenagers are teenaging. #DadLife

[Abraham Ochoa @AbeOchoa]

Cockroaches can survive a nuclear bomb but can’t survive a chancla, therefore the chancla is more powerful than a nuclear bomb. 🩴💥

Our moms were so powerful.

[Abraham Ochoa @AbeOchoa]

They need to add these to the #adultHappyMeals

[Abraham Ochoa @AbeOchoa]

Am I trippin’ or do all teenage boys have 1 of these 3 haircuts right now? 🤣

[Abraham Ochoa @AbeOchoa]

@anariica 😂

[Abraham Ochoa @AbeOchoa]

@anariica Blueberry

[Abraham Ochoa @AbeOchoa]

@supatmiaa This video hits you right in the feels. Made my day. 😎

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

When u take DayQuil & NyQuil at same time

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dad of the year and quite frankly it isn’t even close

[Jermaine Dupri @jermainedupri]

One of the things that I notice and learned going to the #makingoftheband try outs, is that kids are using auto tune so much,the understanding of being tone def is gone and people be singing in all kinda keys lol this is really a epidemic

[Elle-Rose @AutumnOnVenus]

JD: "I had a can of mineral spirit thrown at my nose!"

AH: "Go and tell the world that I, Johnny Depp, am a victim of domestic violence and see how many people believe you."

Amber Heard is pure evil.

THIS. IS. WHY. MEN. DON'T. COME. FORWARD.

#JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[Mrs Drinkall @katyhelend]

I don’t tweet often, I only have 12 followers, but today was my final chemo session and I want to tell everyone (well 12 people at least! 😉)

[yeah @milkthytoe]

Someone help me find this girl because she’s obviously my best friend

[Abraham Ochoa @AbeOchoa]

😂

[Abraham Ochoa @AbeOchoa]

@Anariica Yes, give the chankla-throwing a rest and hook it up with the caldos...

[Abraham Ochoa @AbeOchoa]

You ready for this Pat?
@patricknp https://t.co/ZSKwLdn18T