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Dictator in Chief 👑, Father of the Cosmos, Queens County Cornhole 🗽🌐

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https://t.co/G2wDlwUpmM

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@RadioGenoa It's called "daggering", you see this form of "dancing" in West Indian and Jamaican clubs. It's just sex with clothes on. This shit is...yea idk man....lol

[ULTRA🏝️BLAST @ultrakillblast]

monday comin'

[Gryphon @Gryph911]

When you have more years behind you than you have in front of you these words hit a little different. People spend so much time stressing over the things they have no control over they forget how to live their lives.

[Beau Dade @HistoryBro1]

Earth setting on the Lunar horizon, 6th of April, 2026.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

It's not Steam's fault they have a monopoly, their competition just keeps shooting themselves in the face while they do nothing and win.

[Ozymandias𓆏 @0zmnds]

Moebius

[Æbe @AbeVonDoom]

@Trad_West_Art If this is the villages in Florida, The amount of gross debauchery that happens between these old people is very well known. Tons of STDs spread and they kill themselves driving drunk on their golf carts lol. Gross

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@D0gWylie @HarmlessYardDog Right on the money. Holy shit.

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@sourpatchlyds There's no squat rack or weights. Unacceptable

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@jollyroggeerr @aka_Goodsir @AFpost Iirc he's cuban so not really European only partially through Spanish blood so the more European stock Americans wouldn't consider him European per se. Though often Hispanics will have 70% or more it's still just a different people

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Dudes are using old PSPs as a GPS for their cars 😂

[Pax @1776pax]

"The Spirit of the Republic"

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@AgitpropMaster @AuronMacintyre @PeterRQuinones That book is insane, when I was in junior high, Franklin K. Lane was THE school you didn't want to be zoned in. We were terrified we'd get sent there. This was the 90s, learning it was a holdover from decades past was depressing. Sad sad story. Also enraging

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Teams intentionally set off mini-avalanches to safely release unstable snow before nature unleashes a monster

[Æbe @AbeVonDoom]

@GrecoGum Brown rice is trash. Literally no reason to eat that abomination.

[BrigantiaBlackbird @BlackbirdPagan]

A worthy image of Lady Columbia!

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@bluewmist It never really dawned on me that some Zoomers and alpha don't even know what that experience is like. My friends used to constantly ring my apartment doorbell or yell at me from the front cause my bed was next to the window on 2nd Fl. Mf's would throw pennies @ my window lol

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@TheGloriousLion The great part about guys like this is how jovial and generous they can be if you're a friend. Similar to Sulla in Rome, fierce physiognomy but was known to be very friendly iirc. But could also turn on a dime and have you slaughtered w/o second thought 😂

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@1911_Respecter @bizlet7 Yup, this is it. Being over 200lbs and 5'5" or some shit unless you're Lee Priest is unnecessary. Like yea, I'm sure George St Pierre or or a prime Roberto Duran were "Victim weight" at 170 and 145 lol. As long as you're fit you're fine.