Abe Klein

[Abe Klein @Abe_Klein]

@JimmyHeaters I wish I had a McCallister’s nearby

[Abe Klein @Abe_Klein]

@trendsipper Whole system has been down since at least Saturday Morning. Cashiers can’t even sign into your rewards

[Abe Klein @Abe_Klein]

@wpeoplesurvive Sidewalk rule

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@KwikTrip Those are some untapped FBI skills right there

[Abe Klein @Abe_Klein]

@KwikTrip I wanna know how the official KT found a tweet they weren’t tagged in that only had 3 likes and 1 comment

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@espn @OmahaProd Wilson still trying to help the Seahawks win

[Abe Klein @Abe_Klein]

I see a seal and a mule

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

I see a badly-tied bin liner.

[Abe Klein @Abe_Klein]

@KwikTrip So someone said that the barrel of a hinge is actually a wheel (by definition) so technically all doors automatically get canceled out

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@peteriles ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
⬛️⬛️🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I was very impressed with myself. You know how I am with words 😬

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@KwikTrip @xboxapp69 @AaronRodgers12 Since it is his pinky toe this could have been “live a lil’toe” 🤷‍♂️

[Sophie Swaney @Sophieswaney_]

Nothing in the world like the smell of fresh cut cedar 🤩🪵

[Abe Klein @Abe_Klein]

@Sophieswaney_ A nope rope in the house!? Even though it’s a mount that’s still a no for me

[Abe Klein @Abe_Klein]

Cut him now

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@buitengebieden_ If someone woke me up from a good sleep like that 😡

[Abe Klein @Abe_Klein]

I understand we don’t wanna get beat deep but can we please try to at least be within 10 yards of the receivers?

[Tim Marcin @TimMarcin]

this is my favorite sports highlight of the year

[Abe Klein @Abe_Klein]

@KwikTrip Yes I had to find this tweet just to say this!

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@KwikTrip Drove through Omro today and WOW!!

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@m1nd1