somehow

its somehow

[‘Spen Descartes. @Sphil33]

This is a World Cup QF ffs not some friendly match. How old are you? Did y’all watch prime Sergio Ramos go up against his national teammates in the El Clásicos? This is PRO FOOTBALL fgs!!!

[EF19 Footy #ClearlakeOut @EF19Footy_]

So apparently:
- 101 goals for Juventus
- 2 Serie A titles
- 2 Nations League titles
- Euro Golden Boots
- UNL top scorer 2x
- Premier League team of the season

Isn't a world class career?

[Schrodinger's head @SalawuHameedO2]

He was quoting his coach. And even if he wasn't, yes he's in the stature of Maradona and Pele if not greater.

[The Yoruba Feminist @YorubaFeminist]

3K likes, over 200K views on a tweet about soup, and somehow not a single demand for good governance. Nobody in the comments is asking about electricity, bad roads, or the state of the country.

Would you look at that. Is God not wonderful?

[𝑻• @tahyvr_]

the fact that he thinks he’s on par with them is even annoying me, he’s literally greater than them lmao

what are we doing here?

[That Thing I Do @thatthingido2]

I got dragged for saying the first several accusers were little girls between the ages of 9-12.

Man, the sociology witches were not happy with that little fact.

[Bonky @Bonkytheidiot]

Man I'm sure if I walk into the building adorning an effigy of a woman holding a man's severed head the people inside will definitely be able to fairly amend the marital problems between me and my wife.

[Rics @RicsDeGuy]

ESPN with another life
This is what these big media outlets have been doing for ages. They spread lies about Ronaldo just to stay relevant

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

''My thesis that tsundere is misogynistic in origin''

Your thesis sucks ass because greatest tsundere in fiction is LITERALLY A GUY

[Zykson @Oni_Okun]

The GBA in Gbadamosi and Gbadebo are not there as decoration.

They both fit each other like mad. And unlike Gbadebo, he can't even hide/pause his stupidity for once.

I pray the loathing self hate and stupidity that binds them together won't break. At least not till election.

[Nahobino JD @SummonerFlash]

Bro she fucking shot him there’s no nuance she fucking abused her power as a cop and shot an unarmed man you cannot defend this

[Xcellent @Xcellent70]

Tompolo is more of a United legend because of 21assist and PFA than Ronaldo wey win the same PFA and Ballon D’or

Most United fans are the reason why there’s a lot of new diseases in the world

[GODZILLA @_Samcleave]

You go still need read more, there was no wanting to install him, if he was not in prison he could have been killed too.
I’ll give you grace, read more about him especially the schism of 1979 elections, e go clear for your eyes

[Tywan Lanster @Noble_Pleb]

Meta,Googl etc are harvesting our data like nobody's business. Pushing a narrative that only the Chinese collect our data is cheesy propaganda

[Achilles007 @Achilles0055199]

How Abians welcomed Orji Uzor after he was released from jail for corruption charges.

[Sir Chief Honorable Odionwere Lawrence @EkunweL]

The fastest growing market for European fragrance/perfume brands is China, but this racist here wants to whine us with English. "It's your perfume". The most ridiculous excuse for racism I have seen of recent.
Mumu.

[ogechi🌸💖 @og3chii_]

you people are so incredibly funny
so you won’t visit a hospital because a student nurse posted a tiktok video with a funny caption
someone in 500 level
do you think they scammed their way there? do you know how many exams they wrote to get there?

[Nwoke_Nanka @nwoke_nanka]

As someone who lived there for two years and never used a perfume, I will say that it is not about the perfume. The Arabs use more perfume but never get this treatment. The people closing their nose reeks of garlic and turmeric btw

[Fiddler || CW: Monster @SirFiddlerIV]

Unless we shackle and bind yoriichi and Drill his chains into the floor within 200 m of sukuna, the fight ends with sukuna's head dropping to the floor the instant It starts

[Chancellor H. Middlebrow @fvr_oljd]

Diezani and Emefiele, interesting examples