Abel

[🔞 sketch @sumiaou]

hamsters when u lift their little igloo

[ً ً @3hotcheetosboi]

me: *hits my elbow on the table*

my entire hand:

[am @nmtyvm]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[Abel @Abell996]

@nicholastmusic DM me.

[Abel @Abell996]

@MartinJastin @waveybul them: wow your so cool and chill to be around.
me; thanks, i have been detached from reality.

[Abel @Abell996]

silly bandz are the gate way to wearing chokers and getting into BDSM

[Abel @Abell996]

people who popped potato chip bags in the lunch room where are you now?

[Dave @DaveSamW]

If you're in trouble dial 999.

If you cannot speak, dial 55.

We hear you.

You are not alone.

https://t.co/WeoHsNB6ke

[Abel @Abell996]

yall be in your 20's thinkin your gonna get taller by still drinking milk.

[newt @milktpapi]

Hasselback Potatoz 🥔🤠👍🏼

[Cilla🤍 @cillaelii]

dms dry, snap dry, texts dry, but my emails boomin

[Abel @Abell996]

end of the pandemic: YOU JUST PUNK'D. THERE WAS A CAMERA HERE AND THERE. LOL WE GASLIT YOU AN ENTIRE YEAR OF YOUR LIFE LMAO.

[Isaiah @Framexcontrol]

Me Texting: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Me Calling: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆
Me in Person: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

[who is she @whoisjasminek]

People really be like “ I got out the trenches / hood “ and you lived in Rahway NJ 😭😭😭😭😭sir bye

[bears in trees see blue 💙 @bearsintrees]

your favourite band was a local band once
your favourite band was a local band once
your favourite band was a local band once
your favourite band was a local band once