AbeyPyrro

Don't like jokes | oneliners

[AbeyPyrro @AbeyPyrro]

i think if neta ji subhas chandra bose were gay, then he would never come out

[AbeyPyrro @AbeyPyrro]

pre valentine's day rituals

[Shubhangi Pandit @Babymishra_]

Don't Know This is OK 0r Not

U Decide.

[AbeyPyrro @AbeyPyrro]

@imaradiohead_v aur phupha jab bhi aata hai tab ferrero rocher ki chocolate de kar jata hai saali saaliyo ko

[AbeyPyrro @AbeyPyrro]

evolutionary fact:

humans don't fear ghosts they fear predators, untimely it's the fear of death from predators but you think it's the ghost who's gonna kill you

ever wondered why you only fear ghosts at night? because humans are diurnal, they hide from predators at night

[Moe @TheMoeHayek]

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation

[AbeyPyrro @AbeyPyrro]

@rameshsrivats congress presence in election feels like my presence in her life

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i used to be an atheist and then i became an ex atheist but now i'm a former ex atheist, that means now i'm more atheist

[AbeyPyrro @AbeyPyrro]

my grandfather was a half kashmiri pandit, but before 1990 kashmiri pandit genocide he used to be full

[AbeyPyrro @AbeyPyrro]

@AbhiUpmanyu pollution nahi hoga shayad nikhil kamath ne paad diya hoga

[UmdarTamker @UmdarTamker]

Vote diya hai bhai ya Thanos ki gand me ungli.

[AbeyPyrro @AbeyPyrro]

@putiecatootie first woman to give herself a head as well as a blowjob

[AbeyPyrro @AbeyPyrro]

what's bihari mazdoors favourite ciggerate brand?

maal-bharo

[AbeyPyrro @AbeyPyrro]

i have to inform you guys with a heavy heart that i have cardiomegaly.

[mark normand @marknorm]

She got smashed

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@imaradiohead_v laadli behen yojna

[AbeyPyrro @AbeyPyrro]

i have a disease called homochromia, that means my both eyes have the same colour

[AbeyPyrro @AbeyPyrro]

one of my friends works in the USA, his name is harshit shetty but his white collogues call him 'her-shit shitty'

his girlfriend's name is swastika, but no one calls her there

[paracetamol @andhabilla]

arey toh chutmarike bheji kyu , kabootar bhatak gaya kya

[AbeyPyrro @AbeyPyrro]

@theamandeepshow aapka nasha narcos hai