Abhirup

Weird as fuck

[Sophia 🐥 @peaceofseoul]

A quick Hermione, living her best life✨

[Karthik Balakrishnan @karthikb351]

Dear @the_hindu, You are letting the head of a university that systematically and routinely disenfranchises women to co-opt your piece on how women can be empowered in schools and colleges.

You should redact this quote from @VIT_univ's chancellor, and here's why.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

On this day in 1492, America discovered smallpox, racism, subjugation, and the Bible. #ColumbusDay

[Abhirup @AbhiMUFC10]

@zinusUSA If I miss my early morning classes because I overslept, that's on you! #MyZinus #BestBed

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

North Korea has hydrogen bombs. We have mooli ke paranthe.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Can you hear me now?

[Luke Shaw @LukeShaw23]

Thank you everyone for your messages , words can't describe how gutted I am , my road to recovery starts now, I will come back stronger.

[Abhirup @AbhiMUFC10]

@fizzer18 @GNev2 We've been had.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Now deluged with people applying to come and live under my stairs.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

Back home with 3 important points and a great player that never misses, @WayneRooney #MUFC

[Farhan Akhtar @FarOutAkhtar]

Dear ISRO, please test any surface buggy you wish to deploy to Mars in the future on Mumbai streets. Mars terrain cannot possibly be worse.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Indian followers, could you do Me a favor and RT this? I’ve been trying to break into your God market but there’s just so much competition.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The reason I don’t approve of masturbation is that the one time I did it, it led to all of you.

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

This is *so* cool! This guy's done a mashup of Tintin covers with... Chacha Chaudhary! http://t.co/SwxNhThrX9

[ISRO's Mars Orbiter @MarsOrbiter]

What is red, is a planet and is the focus of my orbit?

[Harsha Bhogle @bhogleharsha]

now hopefully doordarshan's coverage can enter the 19th century...

[Harsha Bhogle @bhogleharsha]

today the #isro scientists are india's true superstars #mangalyaan

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

Congratulations ISRO. What a proud moment for all Indians!!!!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Congratulations India, whose #Mangalyaan rocket is now orbiting Mars! I've never seen Brahmā so proud! He's crying all eight eyes out!