Abhilash Bajpayee

Motivational Tweeter

[Abhilash Bajpayee @Abhilash_08]

Hi @letsblinkit team, I have a great idea for a Blinkit advertisement on this Ganesh Chaturthi festival, would you like to hear it?

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

The problem with modern Test cricket compared to formats like T20 is it is just too fast paced!

[Abhilash Bajpayee @Abhilash_08]

@icelandcricket Try me, I'm also a below average player like your players 😂

[Abhilash Bajpayee @Abhilash_08]

@flyspicejet Dear @flyspicejet , my flight today got cancelled by your airlines and now I'm being refused the refund. Please assist with this. I already had to book an immediate alternate flight at higher rates.

[G A R A @_gjr7]

He’s lying. He’s still in his twenties 🐐🩵.
#FIFAWorldCup | #ENGARG

[Abhilash Bajpayee @Abhilash_08]

@irationalised This Netflix advertising team is just rocking the charts in IPL ✨

[Abhilash Bajpayee @Abhilash_08]

@icelandcricket Waiting for you to ask for help finding out who your players are 😂

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Finn Allen certainly produced a VGI (very good innings) and deserves global fanfare.

VGI also stands for Venezuela, Greenland, and Iran, but that's another story.

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Dear @ICC,

It is with a heavy heart that we now announce our unavailability to replace Pakistan in the upcoming T20 World Cup. Regardless of whether they now withdraw, the short timescales ensure it is impossible for our squad to prepare in the professional manner necessary to compete effectively in this global cricketing spectacle. We are not like Scotland and able to turn up on a whim, with no kit sponsor.

Our players are from all walks of life and cannot simply drop their occupations to fly halfway around the world to experience temperatures only normally felt in Finnish saunas. Our captain, a professional baker, needs to attend to his oven, our ship captain needs to steer his vessel, and our bankers need to go bankrupt (again). This is the harsh reality of cricket at the amateur level of the game.

This news will be extremely disappointing to our fans. Despite being the most peaceful nation on Earth, we maintain an army of online followers, and are the world's 14th most followed national board on X. We were ready to give the Dutch the biggest shock they have experienced since William of Orange lost the Battle of Landen in 1693. And the Americans were looking forward to taking on Greenland, or so their orange-dyed leader thought.

Our loss is likely Uganda's gain. We wish them well. Their kits cannot be missed unless you have epilepsy, in which case they are probably best avoided.

The future is always ice, until it isn't.

Yours sincerely,

Icelandic Cricket Association

[Abhilash Bajpayee @Abhilash_08]

@icelandcricket Hey @icelandcricket , can I get a job and residence in Iceland and permanently shift to the country for playing cricket? I can completely relate to the seriously underwhelming category.

[WWE @WWE]

The Greatest of All Time.

Thank you, @JohnCena. 🫡

[Abhilash Bajpayee @Abhilash_08]

@Bosstradamus1 @MeruOnX Someone will have to get things done in your country since you people certainly can't. That's why Indians are hired everywhere because they can work. Besides, you people couldn't even put your brains together and come up with an original language. Just copied the French people.

[Abhilash Bajpayee @Abhilash_08]

@irationalised She's a Mumbaicowr 🐮

[Abhilash Bajpayee @Abhilash_08]

@irationalised 2nd part to office ki wajah se karna pad rha hai, first part is in my hands so I fuck it up 😼

[Abhilash Bajpayee @Abhilash_08]

Hole inside my chest it's shaped like you,
No one fits the mould so what's the use?

[Abhilash Bajpayee @Abhilash_08]

@irationalised 😢

[Abhilash Bajpayee @Abhilash_08]

I think it's time we started looking at West Indies as a team that could win this World Cup! 🏆
#westindies #wicricketboard #T20worldcup #worldcup2024 #cricket

[Abhilash Bajpayee @Abhilash_08]

@irationalised Same here!

[Explain Bro @Scrollsnack_]

@FarziCricketer Rahul Gandhi to Nitish Kumar right now

[Abhilash Bajpayee @Abhilash_08]

@irationalised CSK-MI itna one sided to nahi hone dete the final 🥲