Phil Novak

Parenting, shenanigans, gaming, occasional tweeting. Good times.

[Phil Novak @AbhorentDemise]

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@Carli_022 Please dm me with any questions

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The Shenandoah County fire remains 10% contained, however, officials said Friday afternoon that over 1,000 acres had been impacted, with several more trails now closed.
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@GovernorVA @ForestryVA It sure is nice to see all of this self promotion on your page while you sit on your ass instead deploying the national guard to the to assist with all that fire spreading across the Shenandoah...

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Well, I have some blueberries, let's try making syrup!

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@FINKK_1 @colonelno1 If you wanna feel good about your Garmin activity feel free to add me old 👞 😉

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So.. haven't had my own bike in... 20ish years, Mrs brings one home and tested out for 10, rode 10mi on a trail and my taint and knees are not happy. Good news! About to park 44mi from a campsite and ride in tomorrow on the c&o for the weekend

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Got my new buddy from @NuggsFan23 !

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Ruthless toddler...

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Olive green cabin weekend!

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When you were born in the year of first blood part 2, and you're children can't be torn away... fuck yeah! @TheSlyStallone

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@AnEvilCanOfWD40 Do they still have the falling rocks sign at the falls?

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@AnEvilCanOfWD40 If you strafe left, you'll find the cows, right and a little down, potatoes

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...so I guess the celly pic's not good enough anymore? Fuck yeah simmering garlic... mmmhmmmmmm....

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@BornDoinBits Congrats! Don't do the vape, it'll make you wish you were smoking instead

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Merry Christmas! #christmasclassics

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I know it's been a bit between general domestic life and romping through the woods, welcome to a new episode of backyard cooking with #naturegirlandspawn

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So you know when you're kids drone on about.. idk, whatever endless string of words projected from their face holes? Past the point of exchanging glances with the mrs. and 90 mins of wtf gifs? "Misinterpret" the convo and drink everytime they facepalm, the talk gets way better