Rufus T. Barleysheath

She/Her
Texas Liberal and Demi-Grey Ace
ASD/ADHD/BPD/OPP/YOUKNOWME

[Rufus T. Barleysheath @AbiDeez]

@ThatEricAlper My Name Is Earl

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He legit posted a "do you like me, circle yes or no"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

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@myspacetom @elonmusk Tom, we didn't know what we had when we had it. We miss you and MySpace.

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Does anyone else feel like they might be dying when someone else's cat starts paying undue attention to them? Like, my mom's cat keeps following me around and I'm wondering if I should call my neurologist. #AnxietyThoughts

[Rufus T. Barleysheath @AbiDeez]

At any moment now @elonmusk is gonna just start turning the lights on and off in Twitter until we all start behaving ourselves

[Rufus T. Barleysheath @AbiDeez]

@ThatEricAlper The "slut" who was actually a virgin

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Good job @Walmart I only had to throw out three apples that were rotten out of my grocery order today. Maybe one day none of my produce will go in the compost.

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I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it through this one guys. And spare me the whole "if God brought you to it God will bring you through it" bullshit.

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As I was making my dinner tonight I realized, spooning pounds of meat sauce over my menial helping of pasta, is all I really wanted for dinner was a bowl of meat.

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ENTITLEMENTS!?!?!

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The fact that my mother hasn't even started treatment and we're already getting hit with unexpected medical bills scares the shit out of me. I get to pay to watch my best friend suffer in the worst possible way while I work two jobs to keep my family afloat.

#FuckCancer

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You never realize how little you know about an artist's catalog until they're the theme of Music Mondays. I owe you an apology, @gwenstefani. Adding to my work playlist.

#DailyThemedCrossword
#MusicMondays

[Rufus T. Barleysheath @AbiDeez]

Parents with chronic pain and fatigue issues have had the most horrible time of the year start. Be kind to us as we smile through the pain and exhaustion of decorating for holidays, taking down decorations, going to events, smiling through the pain and exhaustion 24/7.

[Rufus T. Barleysheath @AbiDeez]

Adding tools I need for an essential car repair to an Amazon wishlist entitled "Gift Ideas" for Xmas is sad. Sadder still that I have to continue to feed that capitalism machine called Amazon at all, but when you're poor you don't have the luxury of boycotting.

#EatTheRich

[Rufus T. Barleysheath @AbiDeez]

@Spotify Narcolepsy by @BenFolds

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@Saraheboon Absolutely - My sons are autistic - both get nothing but good reports at school about behavior. But masking that way is exhausting. When they get home, they are in their safe place. They can stim, they can act on sensory overload. The best thing I can do is let them be.

[Rufus T. Barleysheath @AbiDeez]

I'm laughing so hard at this. What a fucking weiner.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

if you think espionage gets people angry try wearing a tan suit in the White House

[Rufus T. Barleysheath @AbiDeez]

@PattiLuPone being the badass bish she is. Yes we will. Just how the world danced when he lost the election.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

donald trump is days away from saying he hardly knows donald trump.

[Rufus T. Barleysheath @AbiDeez]

@SethMacFarlane Two of my favorite shows that I have been refusing to watch right now because I'm sick and I want to be sure to pay all my attention when my brain isn't covered in Covid-19.