if a baby’s born at 1:59am and then its twin is born 2 minutes later but the clocks went back so now it’s 1:01am, which is older because the one born second will be older on paper but the one born first is actually 2 minutes older ???
I’m on a date with someone and he just pronounced ‘emoji’ as ‘immerjee’ and I physically can’t stop laughing. I’m stood in the toilet cubicle right now and he thinks I’ve gone for a piss but really I’m just pissing myself laughing