Abigail Jean

[Heaven Leigh △⃒⃘🤘🏻🐮 @_HeavenLeigh_xo]

Amazon - you package will be delivered in 3 weeks due to the virus.

Also amazon- KIDDINNGGG it’s on your doorstep go get it bitch

[Lulu @lulusayswhat]

laying out/swimming on an island all day then going to your hotel room to shower feeling mad toasty & getting ready to go out again. That’s it that’s the feeling I want

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Wasting” my money on take out because I’m lazy? I think you mean “stimulating the local economy” and a “hometown hero”

[Abigail Jean @AbigailKeever]

Anyone else have a husband that watches the game like this?????😒

[Abigail Jean @AbigailKeever]

If you catch me outside listening to Christmas carols while cleaning up the backyard in preparation for snow..mind your own business

[Abigail Jean @AbigailKeever]

Love this little fam of mine

[Abigail Jean @AbigailKeever]

Biggest pet peeve is in TV shows/movies when the woman gives birth and out comes a four month old covered in jelly

[Abigail Jean @AbigailKeever]

How much do you have to tip the instacart driver to stop and get you Taco Bell too? Asking for myself, trapped at home with a sleeping baby

[Dr. Jungy Brungen @nazgul_xvx]

It’s time these fucking freeloaders get to work.

[Abigail Jean @AbigailKeever]

I’m sorry but I can not take this hospice nurse seriously when he refers to Alzheimer’s as All-timers

[Abigail Jean @AbigailKeever]

This is something that happens when you become a dad apparently @ChaseFischer

[jo @jodeereinshur]

my older brother dropped out of college after his freshman year. i’ll be graduating may 2021 but will never make as much as my brother is right now with my degree. stop bashing on people who don’t go to college. it’s not for everyone & people can be successful w/o it.

[Abigail Jean @AbigailKeever]

If you don’t wear a jean jacket on Easter is it even Easter?

[Abigail Jean @AbigailKeever]

@brandon_rue10 @ChaseFischer Give her a break pregnancy brain is horrible 😂

[Abigail Jean @AbigailKeever]

All I’m saying is that if Culver’s had breakfast it would be amazing

[Abigail Jean @AbigailKeever]

@ChaseFischer When you say you don’t make workouts for people who don’t go in the weight room

[Abigail Jean @AbigailKeever]

Want to see a grown man throw a temper tantrum? Take him to Taco Bell when they are out of steak