and immediately get an automated message explaining that you violated subsection 14(c) because your question technically belongs in a megathread from eight months ago that nobody reads.
was there a presidential credit card? could he be sent a presidential credit card that never asked him for repayment because the presidency had finally acknowledged his brilliance and decided to issue him with one for his brilliance?
“Even in the deep valleys, the broad forests, the dark and distant places where no one lives, you must not fail to act with sincerity, for the ghosts and spirits will see you even there!” -Mo Tzu (c. 5th century BCE)