Abigail Isaacs

[clintoris @clintoris]

When the plane lands and the pilot tells you the temperature outside

[stink pantheress @swirlgirlxo]

realizing the only way out is through

[🪽 @tinyangelette]

acting so embarrassing lately

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The biggest difference between me and my father is that I know I’m mentally ill

[Lisa Barlow’s Diet Coke @julesbtwnteeth]

her ass is always devastated

[Agustina 🜃 @AgustinaVids]

mlm ships: but... we're both boys
wlw ships:

[gracy @iagogracinha]

but you're not a stranger, madeline

[𝓒𝓻𝓸𝔀赤い𒉭 @Crow_Akai]

employment:
unemployment:
looking for a job:

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The way that regular exercise actually does make you feel better https://t.co/54XQiYQfbo

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

how the unemployment days flashbacks play in your head the moment you get a job

[໊ @meishato]

i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life

[The Third King 👑 @thirdking0208]

I’ll give you three

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

[vox lex @gretagerwigflew]

irreversible damage to my brain and i wouldn’t change it for the world ❤️

[Ina Saboteur @SleeplssEremite]

downatthemeninmusicbusinessconference

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

so glad that dream i had of you isn’t affecting me at all and i’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it