Abbey Webb

our stories are the tellers of us

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

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[S. 🇵🇸 @SK__ox]

Jimmy picked Chelsea cos she said people tell her she looks like Megan Fox not knowing that it’s actually Jessica that actually looks like Megan Fox. Someone get him that Epipen. #LoveIsBlind

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

@elonmusk I'm just starting to learn Japanese and sounding out each character is kinda fun.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Okay. So we all understand that the Supreme Court has become a right-wing ideological political institution under Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Barrett, Kavanaugh, & Roberts. They're for sale & illegitimate. Now, we have to beat them in the executive branch & the legislature.
https://t.co/H5mR3PHs9x

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

@janemarielynch Gross

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

Anyone else feeling a little shocked when that one 💅🏼 guy contestant said he had a wife and not a husband? #isitcake

[Emily Fleming @FlemilyEming]

Everyone in this 99c store is quietly singing along to Melissa Ethridge “Come to My Window”
- Happy Pride Y’all!

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

Happy #NationalBestFriendsDay! 💞

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

@LinkNeal You went hulk on the knob

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

@Jula483 I don't think it's derogatory it's just a fact that they aren't queer because it's a joke towsrds some ppl who like to think they have a sexual relationship.

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

#NewProfilePic

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

Raise your hand if today there was a particularly funny #gmmmore so you send it to a non-mythical beast friend and they say "they're fucking funny" and you feel proud and excited so you watch that episode again to see what they saw and nod and laugh in approval....🙋🏻‍♀️ @Mythical

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

@sporked Cholula

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

@PUBGMOBILE why are people having issues logging in with Facebook?!

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

@losfamgeles Okay not a third dog but a pillow.

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

Pretty disappointed that there were no deep throat jokes made during the soft Richard Nixon talk during this weeks #earbiscuits episode @rhettmc

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

@sporked Their exes head.

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

Yo @LinkNeal I've said this before but I'll say it again, thanks for helping destigmatize taking meds for mental health. Appreciate you. #earbiscuits (also why is it so hard for me to spell biscuits?!)

[Abbey Webb @AbigayleMaria]

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