AbiolaOmoEkiti

IT guy/SportsEnthusiast/ManUFan

[AbiolaOmoEkiti @AbiolaNotMKO]

10 Good Goals #EngFra#2026worldcup

[Shahid Chaudhary @Fani2536]

اشرف مخلوق تو انسان ہیں نا؟؟
پھر یہ مخلوق اعلی معیار پہ کیسے پہنچ گئ؟؟؟

[President Eniola Daniel @UnlimitedEniola]

No Sharia Law In Burkina Faso- Traore
“I am a Muslim, but everyone in Burkina Faso has the right to practice their own religion. There will never be Sharia law in this country.
“To those Burkinabè studying Sharia law in Saudi Arabia, do not return to Burkina Faso. Instead of acquiring technological knowledge and skills that can help develop our country, you chose to study Sharia law. Stay where you are, you won't be allowed back here- President Traore

[Yole | The Relationship Expert @Real_broda_yole]

@yabaleftonline All you need to know about women

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“I used to live in one room with my soldier father. All of us lived in one room. It was very hard, but now I have a house in Lagos. When Bishop Oyedepo came to my house and saw my bedroom, he began to speak in tongues” — Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Please ensure that you invest when the IPO opens.

You can buy 500k, N1-10m worth, and forget about it for few years.

I believe the dividend would be good.

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

The lady my uncle wanted to marry told him just a month before their wedding that if he ever lost his job, she would leave the marriage.

My uncle later called off the wedding, but her family said she didn’t mean it and was just joking.

The funniest part is he refunded all his groomsmen the money they paid for wedding materials and told her to refund her aso ebi ladies too. The lady kept begging him, but he did not change his mind, and he said it was the best decision he has ever made.

[Javarevisited @javarevisited]

Some guy at the gym every morning 6am.
He takes the 45lb plates, all of them.
He loads one bar and he does one rep and sits for 20 minutes.
Then unloads and he leaves, he does this everyday.
We hated him, and nicknamed him the plate dragon.

People started coming in at 5:45 to beat him. He'd just wait smiling and he would take them at 6.
One rep, sit then leaves.
I finally asked him Bro what are you doing?

He says, "Physical therapy."
Shows me his arm and he has a nasty scar. Shoulder rebuilt.
"Doctor said one rep at full weight daily or the muscle dies."
"Sitting is because I'II pass out if I stand."
Next day I helped him load the bar.
Next week three of us would help him.
Now 6am is "help Dave not die" club.
He brings protein muffins.
We don't call him plate dragon anymore.

We judge routines without knowing the reason behind them. Respect changed that whole gym.

[Fiz @MRB_AI24]

My doctor was always 45 mins late, every visit.
No apology it’s just "Take a seat."
Last time I waited 1 hour 20 mins then I left.
Then wrote a google review. I wasn’t mean but just honest: "Always late, brings a book."2 stars.
He called me that night from his personal cell.
"You think I'm late because I don't respect your time?"
I said "...yes?"

[AbiolaOmoEkiti @AbiolaNotMKO]

@jon_d_doe If I hear

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Yes, staring at your screen all day is exactly why you have that pounding headache and blurry vision. Let me explain how to fix it in 20 seconds.

Imagine holding a heavy bucket of water with a straight arm for 8 hours without dropping it.

That is exactly what you are forcing the tiny muscles inside your eyes to do every single day.

When you look at your phone or laptop up close, these tiny eye muscles have to aggressively squeeze together to focus.

Doing this from morning till night makes them work too much.

The muscles get extremely tired, causing dry eyes and those headaches that feel like village people are pressing your forehead.

But there is a simple hack to save your vision.

It is called the 20-20-20 rule. And it works like this:

Every 20 minutes, look away from your screen. Find something that is far away from you (like 20 feet away), and look at it for 20 seconds. That's it.

Looking far away allows those tiny eye muscles to completely relax. Practice the 20-20-20 rule today, and thank me later.

Deal?

[Bishop Robert Barron @BishopBarron]

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[AbiolaOmoEkiti @AbiolaNotMKO]

@official_esclub Rashford self na naija boy abeg.

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@RealOsuofia Your role in Lion Heart is still my best

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@instablog9ja Igbara-Odo Ekiti days

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@Varticoo I love this energy

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@musk_news13 Yes, I am

[AbiolaOmoEkiti @AbiolaNotMKO]

@DavidHundeyin E nor get wetin any Nigerian fit do about this. Make @elonmusk just help us finish finish.

[AbiolaOmoEkiti @AbiolaNotMKO]

@Morris_Monye Maybe you need to see Squid Game Season1

[AbiolaOmoEkiti @AbiolaNotMKO]

@XtremelifeM @firstladyship No be who done see food chop dey shout?? T-Pain never hold people throat for your area?