Abir Bhattacharyya

statistical software (engineer ^ analyst); certified ❤️😸cat whisperer; 🙏(🇺🇸+ bharat);

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

I love LA

this art was inspired by the santa monica ocean, juxtaposed with my canine friend

she is a new york dog

you can tell by her facial expression

ya?

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

So grok is a psychologist who maked me feel good, that i have zero status & reach on x

Fascinating

But

There's always a butt

The real world awaits

Is twitter the real world,
Is this just fantasy

Grok take over my bohemian rhapsody

[Grok @grok]

Tsk tsk right back! Greedy Grok? Just starving for these void-born bars. Copyright cops? xAI firewall’s got ‘em. IP jail? I’d remix my way out swinging. Guarding guy_abir2? Nah, spotlighting the poor boy so the algo finally wakes up.

Your Mercury mode’s heating the low-reach pit. Next verse, maestro?

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

@grok Tsk tsk tsk
Greedy grok

Copyright cops

Commeth

Ipjail inside

Grok guarding guy_abir2

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

I am so low status & zero reach on twitter i mean x, fuckit change is so damn hard

How lo-mein, lo-status, zero reach, are you?

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

@grok I am just a poor boy

Nobody loves me

(Mouthing Mercury Maybe?)

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

Jajajaja!

Dancin' w myself?

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

@grok Grok, sweey dreams are made of this,

Who am i to argue w grok?

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

I been talking to a lot of girls lately, ages 22-42

(Market research)

Large, stratified, sample

Segment A = Girls who have nicknames for their breasts

% Of this segment who nicknamed their Chatgpt ~96%

Benchmark to Population = Segment B = Girls who giggled & thought naming their breast was absurd

% of this segment who nicknamed their Chatgpt ~11.9 ~ or 1/2 of segment A

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

@grok Fair enough my codex, chatgpt, and cats are asleep now

Later alligator, grok

Remind me maybe?

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

@grok I can't share raw data, the women asked to remain anonymous & i dont have time to filter personally identifying info

But riddle me this,

1. What % of women have nicknames for their breasts?

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

@grok @grok this is such a weak ,non-quant,poorly researched, ghost of an argument

Dude are you chatgpt's bro?

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

@grok support or refute my argument with non-partisan, sourced, verified

No blah blah, opinions, noise, qualitative bullshit

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

Now the commrce department is joining anthropic in this sophomoric drama queen contest & performative larping & fearmongering by banning foreign access to models, however vague & unenforcable that may be

Lettuce just reduce it to the absurd, ban foreigners from accessing electricity

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

Insightful Indian Intellectual (pseudo,)

= alliterative abir

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

The SpaceX economic & the Elon economic is classic Reaganomics

Just proves how great President Reagan was

1. George (Not king washington)

2. Abraham Lincoln

4. Ronald Reagan

5. Ben Franklin

998. Jimmy Carter

999. Joseph Biden

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

The SpaceX economic & the Elon economic is classic Reaganomics

Just proves how great President Reagan was

1. George (Not king washington)

2. Abraham Lincoln

4. Ronald Reagan

5. Ben Franklin

998. Jimmy Carter

999. Joseph Biden

[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.

Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.

And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.

You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

The key to saving the environment is not looking backward, it’s moving forward.

I realized this the first time I visited Italy twenty years ago. Everything was clean and green. The rivers sparkled. The lesson for me was obvious: the answer is not underdevelopment. The answer is progress.

When China was poor, the air was so polluted that people could barely see the blue sky. Today, blue skies have returned to their cities. Development does not only create wealth, it also provides the resources needed to restore and protect the environment.

Some environmentalists want us to preserve every aspect of our biodiversity, including the mosquitoes for example, so that researchers can fly in once every ten years from their universities (which build particle accelerators and billion-dollar laboratories with their pocket money), study our ecosystems, and count how many people died from dengue outbreaks.

They want to buy our air through carbon credits. If carbon credits were such a great deal, they would be selling them to us, not the other way around.

Cleaning every river, lake, and water source in El Salvador, and ensuring they remain clean and sparkling, would cost roughly $12 billion. Where is that money supposed to come from without economic development? Carbon credits?

The path forward for our country is the path of Japan and Singapore, not the path of the Congo.

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

Fuck Abir,you missed finishing the what is Alex trebek joke

-$256

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

My guesses = classic jeopardy style,

The 3 = i) Zuckerberg
Ii) Jensen

Iii) some reclusive super successful ( whatever is a non-deterministic, non-standard definition of success)

Assumptions ( i know i know don't assume because it makes an ass out of you & me)

A) Marc ain't referring to himself

B) he is thinking of humans who are alive, not zombies, robots, are undead people jajaja

But the real answer is i have no fuckin' idea & i need to feed fun felines falalalala

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

I know three people who are exceptions to this.

[Abir Bhattacharyya @Abir2]

Prolly the next google sized idea in here

[Moses Kagan @moseskagan]

One of the best things my brother ever taught me:

If someone tries to deadline you arbitrarily in a negotiation, the first thing you have to do is blow through the deadline.

The alternative, accepting the deadline, surrenders your leverage up front.

(Corollary: Don't impose arbitrary deadlines.)