birdy

Order my husbands book The Malice by Tyler Hauth. it’s a southern small town cosmic horror 👻

I play WoW and other games

[birdy @Abirdy86]

The Dog War is free on Kindle with kindle unlimited 😊

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE’ has been renewed for Season 4.

Titled ‘Queen of the Damned’.

[birdy @Abirdy86]

@Icy_Rapture Never

[birdy @Abirdy86]

Yoshi baby :3

[turbomander @turbomander]

yeah whatever man, blocked + reported + abjured + disembowled + banished + immolated + everted + reemboweled + drawn + quartered

[birdy @Abirdy86]

I ate a chalupa supreme 2 days ago. Will report back in 7-14 days

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

I conducted boots on the ground journalism today.

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

It’s gonna be 100 degrees tomorrow and I can’t even get a nice cold caesar salad to wash my martini down with because lettuce now gives people explosive diarrhea

[birdy @Abirdy86]

woof

[birdy @Abirdy86]

Birb

[birdy @Abirdy86]

@Grimezsz I’ve been trying to tell all the women in my life about menopause and hormonal treatments available to help, but doctors don’t offer treatment or even talk about it. My MIL said “every woman in my family just got a hysterectomy at 50” and she just believes that’s life now.

[birdy @Abirdy86]

@001sitri Going in Boston almost feels like a humiliation ritual as a woman. Wdym everyone is in the exact white or black top with mom jeans and dirty sneakers?

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control

[birdy @Abirdy86]

Broil is in LOW 😭

[solé @layxsnv]

is we in the oven????

[mimi @lestatshour]

it’s that serious

[INH @onemorefig]

Officially getting third degree burns from my iPhone 13.

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

really annoyed that everybody is trying to assure melanie sincere likes her. that’s not the fucking point. I would have been in that bitch like melanie if you go back to sincere i’m going to slash my throat in soul ties and change the trajectory of everyone’s life

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[Ἄρτεμις (gone to coffin, call again soon) @nosepheratu]

undoubtedly one of my favourites sequences in the show ever. just a phenomenal piece of filmmaking for a tv series, achieving the perfect levels of camp - the purposeful, tongue-in-cheek exaggeration that is nevertheless completely genuine, art within art.