Reminder: On the left a ballistic test some MAGA Bros did on YouTube showing what an AR-15 would do to a human ear trying to prove Trump was hit by a bullet. On the right Trump less than 2 weeks after his ear was supposedly struck by a bullet.
“Madrid are leading 3-0 with 55 mins left in UCL semis 2nd leg 2030/31 season and it seems over for barça”
*barça sub in a 16 year old Shinta Nishiyama
Hasan: The great irony is of course that Donald Trump is the son of an immigrant. The grandson of an immigrant and married to an immigrant. In fact two of his three wives were immigrants, proving yet again that immigrants will do the jobs that even Americans are not willing to do.
Actor Robert De Niro: “Now we have a would-be king — King Donald the First. Fuck that. I’m Robert De Niro and I’m asking you to stand up and be counted in the nationwide No Kings protest on October 18th”
* Charlie Kirk gets killed. *
MAGA: THIS IS CIVIL WAR!!! 🤬
* Iraq veteran with American flags on his truck shoots up a church. *
MAGA: Come on guys, let's not be quick to judge.
Colbert celebrates Kimmel's return: "Yeah! Once more, I am the only martyr in late night! Wait. Unless... CBS, you want to announce anything? Still no? Right, 'cause the money thing. I forgot.
Kash Patel: "Do you know how court orders work?"
Dan Goldman: "I was a prosecutor. A real prosecutor for ten years. I want to understand what the court order prevents you from releasing witness statements that the FBI took... you are hiding the Epstein files. You are part of the cover-up."