Jim

(Views are mine alone) Part-time resident, full-time Top Chef wannabe, HPSP/USN. I wear a lot of white.

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@AnnalsofIM The long-lost 3rd Consult Guy turned up at #IM2017 #ConsultGuys #ACP2017 #TooMuchGlare #KnowAGoodBarber?

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Had to commandeer a unit of platelets from the NICU..I guess you could say...it was like taking platelets from a baby http://t.co/jEhbmrzEYI

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This is what happens when you don't take your Lipitor #Hypertriglyceridemia

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So far, the most appalling thing about the leaked Sony emails is the grammar.

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At my hospital, Ortho once consulted Medicine "to consult Cardiology" to interpret an EKG. True story.

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As we approached the airport, my Lyft driver just asked me if I wanted to go to Arriving or Departing flights. #WhatDoYouThink?

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Help my team and I raise money to fight cancer tmrw. I only panhandle once a year, and this is it! Every $ counts!

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@Skepticscalpel Do you have an opinion on ASA as post-operative VTE prophylaxis for orthopedic patients? (I am familiar with ACCP/AAOS recs)

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On the long-term effects of medical residency: http://t.co/MmC4iA0k9C

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Sometimes, when your consultant doesn't show up, it's because the elevator ate them.

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Happy 4th of July!

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Almost done with my last night shift in the CCU, which also happens to be the last shift of my internship!

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When you new Interns start on July 1st, remember your ABD's:

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Did somebody order #champagne? #NoRBCs

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The stupidity of one's Emergency Department chief complaint is directly proportional to how close it is to 3am.

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Answer to Medical Challenge | Bloody Nose: **If you would like another chance to read the challenge before see... http://t.co/yvkIPNGnd3

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Answer posted tomorrow - take a shot!

Medical Challenge | Bloody Nose http://t.co/KBDr9tJqUy #MedEd #USMLE #medicine

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Checked on a hard of hearing patient during a transfusion.
"Oh, I see your blood type is B Positive!"
"Be positive? I'm tryin' doc!"

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That moment when you look at the chest x-ray and a big-ass pneumonia is like...

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And now, the response to the response to the response to the State of the Union. #RhetoricCircleJerk