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[Lane @Aboardlanetrain]

@PGATOUR 😂😂😂 relatable

[Lane @Aboardlanetrain]

@WestJet Yes. Ironically enough though this flight crew waited for 10 minutes past departure time unlike crew this morning where we were 6 mins early

[Lane @Aboardlanetrain]

@catsa_gc @FlyYYC Training is fine & required but not fair to an unsuspecting traveller abiding by time expectations & missing flights at 0 consequence to you

[Lane @Aboardlanetrain]

@catsa_gc @FlyYYC No worries, I'll send our receipts for passed time and incurred costs

[Lane @Aboardlanetrain]

@catsa_gc this morning's training session @FlyYYC was unbelievably slow and cost us our flight by 1 minute, travellers should be warned

[Lane @Aboardlanetrain]

@FlyYYC airlines send reminder emails, notify them to notify travellers to allow more time, missed wedding festivities #inexcusable

[Lane @Aboardlanetrain]

@FlyYYC next time you are going to do security training, maybe warn those travelling to allow 2 hrs to account for the ridiculous wait

[Lane @Aboardlanetrain]

@WestJet thanks for closing doors as we walked up for our flight without me, didn't want to enjoy those wedding festivities anyways #flyAC

[Lane @Aboardlanetrain]

@FlyYYC security for domestic flights is a complete embarrassment, over 1 hr to get through, many many people missed flights

[The Deaner @Dean_Murdoch]

Edmonton won the draft lottery, eh? If I'm McDavid I'd pull a Michael Jordan and try my fuckin hand at baseball.

[hungover dog @hungoverpooch]

sleep farts are a victimless crime

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Dildo I just found in my hotel's air vent tastes like lamb vindaloo.

[Lane @Aboardlanetrain]

In a dreamworld, my wife would suck as much and as frequent as Steven Jackson does #overrated #heblowsshedoesnt

[Lane @Aboardlanetrain]

Is it too early to go to cowboys? #pede2014 #getitupgetitindontmessupmyhairdo

[Lane @Aboardlanetrain]

@schmidtriley and an astronaut for a tender #spacecadet

[Korked Bats @korkedbats]

This ultimate bro psyches himself up in his car before an alumni baseball game. [VIDEO] - http://t.co/BYLKkZlY3C

[Lane @Aboardlanetrain]

Make sure you get it right @insideout18 #kriskross