Don Zahn

[Don Zahn @Aborted_Unicorn]

@DVNJr And you think the medal winners liked shaking Hitlers hand in ‘39?!

[Don Zahn @Aborted_Unicorn]

@JustR_02 What is unacceptable is that a college athlete, being paid, yells “Fuck You!” after he strikes someone out. That’s your job. A McDonald’s employee doesn’t get to yell “Fuck You” after they hand someone a coke. That sir is sad and pathetic.

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@alexbruesewitz Why do you think everyone is a paid crisis actor, instead of them having a morale code which you, and the Republican Party, are so obviously lacking

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@Sam_Vecenie So you don’t think him taking the kids names off the jerseys was going too far? That’s pretty embarrassing for them annd the fan base, and as far as I can tell that alone would justify cause.

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@RobSchneider At least he was tall enough to ride rides at amusement parks

[Don Zahn @Aborted_Unicorn]

@LuckeyGinger 😂

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@KingJames @uninterrupted No matter what country you are from or what sport you play, trafficking drugs remains illegal

[Don Zahn @Aborted_Unicorn]

@RegalMovies Wonder Woman 1984

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#TrollsWorldTourGiveaway

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@jimmyfallon #KUestlove

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

My name is Conan and... I'm into Thor cosplay. @MTV #MovieAwards

[Don Zahn @Aborted_Unicorn]

@dannyboi965 treats objects like women

[Don Zahn @Aborted_Unicorn]

The three blind mice glory hole #RuinAChildrensBook @midnight @nerdist

[Don Zahn @Aborted_Unicorn]

One fish two fish red fish mercury poisoning #RuinAChildrensBook @midnight @nerdist

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The Indian in the cupboard touches me #RuinAChildrensBook @midnight @nerdist

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The carrot seed makes the dankest buds #RuinAChildrensBook @midnight @nerdist

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The babysitters club gangbang #RuinAChildrensBook @midnight @nerdist

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The stinky cheese man is bangin moms #RuinAChildrensBook @midnight @nerdist

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The boxcar children eat a hobo #RuinAChildrensBook @midnight @nerdist

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The mouse and the motorcycle accident we don't talk about because daddy will hit us again #RuinAChildrensBook @midnight @nerdist