Austin

[Austin @AbotNamedAustin]

@NoExpertFS Father in law was offered Puka and Chase brown for James cook.

Told him to accept before other guy figures it out

[Lauren🏒 @Ms_NYRangers]

NFL preseason: “Rest the starters. Someone might get turf toe.”

NBA preseason: “We need to manage their loads.”

MLB spring training: “I got a paper cut. Put me on the 10-day IL.”

NHL preseason: “Let’s fucking kill each other.”

[Austin @AbotNamedAustin]

@rosadelauro Is this real

[Austin @AbotNamedAustin]

@RangerApologist @TalkinBaseball_ @Twins $20 is $20

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A-Rod’s salary is more than the entire @astros. Half the players on @astros will have better seasons than him. A-Rod is a joke!

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Let’s get this straight, sanctuary states are terrified they will lose federal funds because hundreds of thousands of illegals and noncitizens might remove themselves from American welfare programs.

This is the ideological contortion required by left-wing leaders to justify their defrauding of the American taxpayer at the hands of illegal criminals.

DHS has heard for months that illegal aliens weren’t using these very same welfare programs. So, which is it?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’m speechless😭😭

[Austin @AbotNamedAustin]

@princeofpoints @BrettTheBrewer @SaraLarsen1234 Charlie would have shown grace. I’m not as forgiving

[Department Of Deportations @DoDeportations]

Fun fact: we’re cancelling and deporting people who are here on visas for this.

Nicole is going to deeply regret making that video.

[Austin @AbotNamedAustin]

@EddyDantes618 @SabrinaMessa95 Is standing on the flag anti American? Yes. She is granted the right to free speech while in America, but the government has the right to revoke her visa.

[Austin @AbotNamedAustin]

@EddyDantes618 @SabrinaMessa95 Is standing on an American flag anti American? Yes. Yes it is. She is granted that right of free speech while in America, but the government has the right to revoke her visa for being anti American.

[Austin @AbotNamedAustin]

@EddyDantes618 @SabrinaMessa95 Freedom of speech isn’t freedom from consequences. She is on a visa posting anti American view points. America is great because we kick that crap out. Other counties just throw them in jail and kill them.

[Austin @AbotNamedAustin]

@EddyDantes618 @SabrinaMessa95 She posted pictures of her and her sister standing on the flag.

[Department Of Deportations @DoDeportations]

SCALPED

[Austin @AbotNamedAustin]

@SabrinaMessa95 Enjoy Canada

[Austin @AbotNamedAustin]

@SabrinaMessa95 @BeardOfDan1 @nanny_06_ @InfanteriaComun Looks like you got fired

[Austin @AbotNamedAustin]

@WallStreetApes Because she did it.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: LINDSAY CLANCY JURY UNABLE TO REACH A VERDICT. PROSECUTORS RECOMMEND A MISTRIAL

Unable to reach a unanimous verdict.

THE LONE JUROR HELD OUT!

He refused to cave. He refused to let Clancy off!

If there's a mistrial, prosecution can try again with a new jury

[Austin @AbotNamedAustin]

@mattvanswol