Sean Ward

The Burque Time Traveler, aka Dine Boy, Sonny Bono, hostage from argo, late stage Saul Goodman, and '76 DeLorean Used Car Salesman of the year

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

@GregoryDngcfp @ABC Probably* is how you accurately spell that word

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

@RapidResponse47 This guys is a fucking moron

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

@_davidwasserman I’ve seen enough. This guy was way better in Home Alone 2. #washedupactor #TrumpSpeech

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

Waiting for Trump to say something important like dolphins will no longer be called mammals but will now be known as fish.

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

Send in @KamalaHarris and @GovTimWalz. It’s the only chance the @Chiefs have got.

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

@NewMexicoGOP @NMDEMS How’s this for spin: the head of your parties is a felon.

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

@Alexrosstweets @MattKleinOnline @NellaforSenate Is she even here anymore? After watching her gasp for air from the elevation, I would’ve thought that she’d be back in Connecticut or wherever rich people live.

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

@charliekirk11 Hey idiot, learn how water pressure works!

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

@JavaLength @LeadingReport You’re an idiot

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

@LightHouse33_ @realDonaldTrump lol I think you are the better comedian hoss

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

@Dyl_505 @brad_elkins Brad made this joke first. Just another time someone from down south is trying to ride the Heinrich machine coattails.

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

Mike Tyson is looking too old to be out there. Time to sub in Kamala Harris.

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

@NellaforSenate @realDonaldTrump It’s hard to see her so out of breath all the time. The elevation is really hard for people not used to New Mexico.

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

@darrenPwhite I know that when I stop paying my bills, Darren White will be there to fight for me! Just you wait Comcast! There’s a new sheriff in town!

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

@rep54townsend Well, don’t agree on Nella but good to see an ally on NM politics! Susana Martinez was New Mexico’s worst Governor.

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

You’re in a public restroom… this guy walks in talking about eating dogs and having pictures of your house… what’s your next move?

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

Only the canvass will help me find who I am #TikTok https://t.co/xwHM6JLgCk

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

@npv708 @cher let’s do a reunion tour. I’m ready.

[Sean Ward @AbqTimeTraveler]

@gracewein I was just pumped because we are going to fucking beat Richard Nixon this November!

[Elise Kaplan @EliseKapNM]

This story about NM's viral moment at the Democratic National Convention was an absolute delight to research and write. https://t.co/qzBs8eNTlQ