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Read everything and be kind - Penn Jillette 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Deep though keeping me up at night:
🤔🤔Should the celebrities kicked off the French version of the Masked Singer be guillotined? 🤔🤔

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@EurovisionTom As someone who loves spreadsheets, this is incredibly alluring. Thanks for a new kink.

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@IwriteOK I have a slot in my bathroom cabinet. I saw it when I moved in and knew exactly what it was. I explained to my neighbor across the hall what they were for and she was shook.

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@ShamblesDClown @YNB These thoughts haunt me

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@CanadianEmily @YNB It’s worth it because it’s so random

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@notcapnamerica Target has been selling gender neutral children’s clothing because of all the complaints about boys clothing being all trucks and “masculine” things. Blue for boys. Pink for girls. Now everyone is bitching the other way.

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@notcapnamerica No

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@CaraSantaMaria And after rabbit holing down one tweet Twitter thought should be in my feed and being disgusted, I’m back off again for another vacation.

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@CaraSantaMaria Gross 🤮
He’s awful

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@CaraSantaMaria And this is why I’m happily single and not texting with anyone online right now

[Silmarillion Enjoyer @DGoweyAuthor]

TERFs: "There are only two sexes"

Biologists: "Genetics is more complex than that"

Anthropologists: "Culture is more complex than that"

Mycologists:

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@BonVoyaged_ I’m American and I didn’t get any wrong before giving up. I didn’t think it had an end. I was at least 30 in. I figured it was just going to keep going…

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Thanks @mikasounds for spending 2,924 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Origin Of Love. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/okD7goLzwB

[Rep. Liz Cheney @RepLizCheney]

With Trump back on Twitter,
it’s a good time to watch this Jan 6 hearing. It covers each of Trump’s tweets that day, including those that have been deleted, and features multiple Trump WH staff describing his inexcusable conduct during the violence. https://t.co/pVSGKf5q0P

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

I will absolutely contort myself in costume while staring enigmatically into the middle distance in order to get your attention so that I can remind you and your friends and families to make a plan to vote so that we can stay the hell out of Gilead. No question. VOTE.

[Book Riot @BookRiot]

This new legislation is meant to " expand access to school libraries and codify student First Amendment Rights." https://t.co/pIytCMAYgZ

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@ballpark_frank I see this and I am a little kid visiting my uncle in Provincetown with my mom and cousin. The ability of a movie to place you in time…

[NY AG James @NewYorkStateAG]

Our suit against Donald Trump and the Trump Org alleges a years-long financial fraud scheme.

Here’s how Trump generated false and misleading values on his annual financial statements, which were then used to pay lower taxes, guarantee loans, and get better insurance rates:

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@JoshDamigo I sent this to your dad. Did you get it from him?

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@PFleeceman Happy Birthday 🎉 I washed my hair for you and I’m eating a scoop of Biscoff cookie butter to celebrate the day you escaped the womb. I’ve placed a miniature party hat on my cat, Spider, but she wouldn’t pose for a picture. Honestly, this is more than I did for my birthday.

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@eurosievision I am totally behind Lewis! Latvia was great! Have him look at their YouTube page. They made acoustic covers of all the other songs and they are super sweet and funny guys. Very sincere, but cheeky. ❤️🇱🇻