Oluwapelumi Abraham

[Oluwapelumi Abraham @AbrahamAugust16]

@Gadgets_Bobo Can I dm?

[Oluwapelumi Abraham @AbrahamAugust16]

@eta_habyb In my first quantum mechanics lass I could remember Prof Njah saying chaos modelling can b used to predict economic models went down a rabbit hole on that one. Lol

[Oluwapelumi Abraham @AbrahamAugust16]

@Gadgets_Bobo Is this phone still available.

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨🗣️ Bastian Schweinsteiger:

“You won't be able to assess the chaos on any scale known to mankind if Ronaldo and Portugal wins the World Cup”

[Oluwapelumi Abraham @AbrahamAugust16]

When life was not multiversal.🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

simpler times

[Oluwapelumi Abraham @AbrahamAugust16]

@blaqboysola @motionboi202 And here I thought I was the only one who enjoyed it that way.

[Oluwapelumi Abraham @AbrahamAugust16]

I am one of those that cares about looks as equally as conversation skills

[mikayla @honeyNonABG]

Went on dates with guys who made >$700k and had wiki pages and the first thing they would complain about when they got comfortable on the date was that they didn’t like “dumb” girls they couldn’t talk to.

I found it strange that this man prioritized the ability to converse more than I thought because when we’d walk around in public, people would recognize him. It wasn’t just about looks.

I had one guy friend that would go on to make >$200k right out of college. And even when we were poor college kids, mid way thru a date with a cute girl, he made up an excuse that he had a work emergency come up at his part time job, paid the bill, and left.

He told me it was actually because he got super bored.

Had another man worth >$1M, self made, by his early 30s. He kept complimenting me on my side hustles and career. Said I understood because we were in the same fields.

There is a certain type of man that does care about looks but equally cares about the ability to converse if not more.

[mikayla @honeyNonABG]

Went on dates with guys who made >$700k and had wiki pages and the first thing they would complain about when they got comfortable on the date was that they didn’t like “dumb” girls they couldn’t talk to.

I found it strange that this man prioritized the ability to converse more than I thought because when we’d walk around in public, people would recognize him. It wasn’t just about looks.

I had one guy friend that would go on to make >$200k right out of college. And even when we were poor college kids, mid way thru a date with a cute girl, he made up an excuse that he had a work emergency come up at his part time job, paid the bill, and left.

He told me it was actually because he got super bored.

Had another man worth >$1M, self made, by his early 30s. He kept complimenting me on my side hustles and career. Said I understood because we were in the same fields.

There is a certain type of man that does care about looks but equally cares about the ability to converse if not more.

[Oluwapelumi Abraham @AbrahamAugust16]

😂😂

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

I heard this joke and I loved it.

A man went into a bar and brought out a one-foot-tall man and a small piano from his pocket. The small man started playing the piano.

Seeing this, the bar man asked "Wow! This is wonderful! Where did you get this?"

"There's a genie down the road that's granting wishes," said the man.

The bar man quickly rushed out but came back, not long after, with a lot of ducks and disappointment on his face. When the man asked him what happened, he said "The genie has hearing problems. I asked him for 1,000 bucks and he produced 1,000 ducks instead. I just took some of the ducks to show you"

The man who came to drink then replied "Oh, did you think I also asked for a 12-inch pianist?"

[Oluwapelumi Abraham @AbrahamAugust16]

Guys let's settle this once and for all, is it balls, or eggs?

[Son of David @DrOlusesan]

The switch from states that couldn't pay salaries to states floating state owned airlines is probably an indication that we are mad at the wrong person.

[Ansem Edet @ansem_edet]

Populism could’ve killed Nigeria if Tinubu didn’t step in when he stepped in, I wish he came earlier when we were in better financial positions. GEJ was the worst o but let’s all thank God Yaradua died, the crowned prince of populism

[Judah MD @ThatJuDaH]

Well said Sir

We can’t be celebrating Economic progress while dancing in a cesspool of insecurity.

This government has failed to secure the lives and properties of its citizens.

That has to change urgently if we want to make any form of sustainable progress

[Rufybaba @Rufyb]

The other day, we celebrated a credit rating upgrade by the international credit agency, S&P. The events over the past few days just explains how the government (across all arms and tiers) make one step forward and two steps backwards.

A country does not become a $1 trillion economy simply because oil prices rise or because GDP numbers look bigger on paper.

A trillion-dollar economy is built when millions of people can safely learn, work, move, invest, build companies, transport goods, and plan for the future with confidence.

Industrial economies are built on efficient movement:

of people
of goods
of raw materials
of labour
of capital

Insecurity disrupts all of them.

[Oluwapelumi Abraham @AbrahamAugust16]

@Iamkolotayo Same happened with my dad, even though he comes home to play the piano for them every harvest, not one single pastor at his grave site.

[Oluwapelumi Abraham @AbrahamAugust16]

@Mochievous What you need then is Eureka express, very cheap and affordable.

[Oluwapelumi Abraham @AbrahamAugust16]

@vibewithmraddy Should have ended with atiku werey😂😂

[Oluwapelumi Abraham @AbrahamAugust16]

@eta_habyb Aguntasolo, that's my family eulogy. 😂😂 I miss my grandma man 😔

[Ansem Edet @ansem_edet]

“Nigeria does not have a revenue problem” — A fool and more

The defense budget of the USA is $1.5trn annually and yours is $2.29bn, Let that sink in

The funny part is that they still have security challenges 😆 i hope one day Nigerians realize that revenue is everything, liquidity is always GOD