Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic

Independent portrayal of Stephen Strange | Marvel RP/Parody | 18+ | #𝘾𝙖𝙞𝙣

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

"Better the path I walk be mine alone,
hear now these words: let my fate be my own!" - 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔖𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢

Mirror descriptive
OCs welcome
Pansexual
N/SFW

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

@adhocstudio The fact that Nintendo is giving refunds, which they notoriously never do, makes me think that this was a decision on AdHoc’s end no matter what they try to say.

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

@MischievousEnvy “Hmmm.”

Eyes slide to the throne. He contemplates it for a moment; memories of the last time they shared rule. Then takes a seat.

“It’s less about the umbrella. More that I’m waiting for you to offer me a drink.”

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

…ah, let me think.

No.

[𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐲 ♕ @FeliciaBlackCat]

Go.

Uterize him.

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

Sitting in the Sanctum in blissful quiet, sipping a strong cup of tea and flipping through a heavy tome that’s simply… hovering… before him.

What’s the point of having magic if you don’t use it for some mundane purposes after all.

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

I’d like to see the attempt.

[𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐲 ♕ @FeliciaBlackCat]

Oh you’re getting dragged, pal

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

Writer’s Carrd:

https://t.co/3xyRNTz40r

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

"Better the path I walk be mine alone,
hear now these words: let my fate be my own!" - 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔖𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢

Mirror descriptive
OCs welcome
Pansexual
N/SFW

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

// I really ought to sleep it’s 8:30 am and I misspelled ‘watching’ at least seven separate ways. All so wrong even autocorrect didn’t know what I meant.

Bbl. When I can.

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

Sanctum, however, the entrance hall rug now takes it upon itself to coil around the Tricker’s ankle with all intent to bring him to the ground from atop his high horse.

Perhaps a touch too cocky and self-sure…

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

“Who’s making anything a thing?”

Stephen chuckles, watching the man creep up the stone steps to the Sanctum door, watching as he inspects the frame as if it would bite— which actually was quite a real possibility— and pause at the threshold.

Despite his amusement the —

[𝕃𝕠𝕜𝕚 𝕆𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕟 @MischievousEnvy]

“Don’t make this a thing.” Loki warned; Now with the eyes of the public upon him quickly regaining his normal attitude, and yet… Moving cautiously still, closer to the sanctum, ascending the concrete steps.

At the doorway between normalcy and a world filled with magic, —

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

swans past him, cocky and self-sure.

Wrapped around the rails of the staircase twin serpents hiss gleefully.

“He’s back! The sexy man is back!”

“Oi! Enough with you two, shut it,” Stephen scolds the snake duo, but he can’t disagree with them.

At Loki’s remark about the —

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

Don’t drag me into whatever this is—

[𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐲 ♕ @FeliciaBlackCat]

I’m sure Dr. Strange could cook up a spell.

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

Turning, eyes on Loki, he gestures for the man to come in with a sweep of his arm that flickers a shadow over the entrance hall and gives a sly little grin.

“It’ll be fine. Trust me, I’m a Doctor.”

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

The nuances of teleportation are beyond a lot of those even versed in magic, and while he himself has mastered the art the warlock often finds… hitching a ride as it were… deeply unpleasant.

Loki’s proves as smooth as silk, almost invigorating in the way the God’s magic—

[𝕃𝕠𝕜𝕚 𝕆𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕟 @MischievousEnvy]

“I’ve done worse than that, old friend. And it never kicked me out.” A wink, playful. An attempt to lighten the air heavy with tension, weighing Loki down.

Then, grabbing a firmer hold of Strange’s shoulder, and in the blink of the eye, teleporting the two right outside the —

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

slides against his own in an unavoidable intimacy only those with magic can understand.

Stephen exhales. Untangles himself from Loki, ascends the steps to the Sanctum proper and for a moment he glances back. Considers the God.

Then he opens the door and steps inside. —

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

“Well… it’s less about me and more about the Sanctum. Let’s be realistic.”

Lips curve up in a smile that finally meets his eyes, lighting them up with a genuine happiness that masks the exhaustion. Just a little.

“It kicked me out once. For a week. Because I broke a table.”

[𝕃𝕠𝕜𝕚 𝕆𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕟 @MischievousEnvy]

“If you’d still have me there.”

Something was different; It always had been around Strange. His usual mask slipping without effort. Making place for something more… Real. Even the faint smile he flashed seemed warm.

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

That got a reaction. Stephen whips his head up so quickly it cricks his neck, lips part for words that his tongue refuses to articulate. The scarred hand that rests atop Loki’s continues to tremble as it always has, but fingers curl slightly as if to hold.

“Yes, if you wish.”

[𝕃𝕠𝕜𝕚 𝕆𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕟 @MischievousEnvy]

“Home.” If Stephen wouldn’t say it, Loki would.

He remembered the times where he found refuge in the wizard’s sanctuary. The times where he abandoned his owned to trade loneliness for comfort with his friend.

[Bad Puns and Even Worse Magic @AbrasiveMagic]

@MischievousEnvy // No balls.