Abseiling Derbyshire

THE best abseiling experience in Derbyshire & Peak District! Millers Dale Bridge on the Monsal Trail over the beautiful River Wye. FUN🤪CHARITY😇ADVENTURE 😂 👍

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@curricadvocate @frankkilopezzz Adding on to your thread, it is widely accepted that there is an additional level referring to someone who is totally useless at their job....
Incompetent incontinence 👍

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@curricadvocate @frankkilopezzz Just a little point Sir, but it's 'subconscious' competence. How can anyone have any competence if they're unconscious? 🤔😘

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@SeasonDeeper Ha. I used to 'produce' them at #ButlinsHolidayCamp #BognorRegis working as a camp photographer on 100% commission based income🤔
#slavelabour #miniviewers #rippingoffthepunters

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@peak_chair @Hassopstation @peakdistrict Even more impressive from these angles 👍😂

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@mark15365 @DerbyshireRPU There is no way a fuel tanker that size was doing a delivery in that village! What a daft statement 🥴

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@Joffna @_LowFeelsBlvd @DerbyshireRPU @DerbyshireARU @DerbysDogPolice You're welcome to your opinion and technically you are correct, but come on???!!
Anyone that buys 4D plates needs some therapy.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS 4D - the forth dimension????

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@peak_chair What?
Fill the best spots in the Peak District with concrete?
There wouldn't be a tree left in the area and then include the associated rubbish!
It wouldn't get my vote 😡

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@curricadvocate I hope Outdoor Ed is going to get a feature. The outdoor classroom is the best learning ground for making connections across subjects.

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@MEMRAP1 @iansderbyshire @peak_chair @CllrBarryLewis @peakdistrict So you displace one activity to satisfy your own agenda. MEMRAP failed at the first hurdle and will continue to fail. You do not have a solution.

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@owdrider That's a lot of damage from an old wooden fence. Is that all he/she hit?

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@curricadvocate This comes with background knowledge - it was my previous industry prior to Outdoor Ed.
The square version, the emphasis is on SME which is a well known acronym. Square (ish) is not a universally friendly shape, especially when you come to social media.
The second one wins for me

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@RoadPolicing @LichfieldPolice Muppet 😂
If you're going to be a naughty boy, don't draw attention to yourself!

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@RoadPolicing @PoliceStafford A bit personal, accusing the driver of being over weight 😲😂

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@peakdistrict #millersdale Who thought that the 👉finger point on a flag would be a good idea 🥴😂
You need a sign above the door

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@DC_RPT There are so many things wrong here 🥴 What was going through the drivers head thinking that this was OK?

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@Ravilious1942 Wish it was in my private collection 🥴

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@RatGrumpy Rule one of the 'underworld'
If you've done, or are about to do something dodgy, don't draw attention to yourself!
#totalmuppet

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@TiptonWMP Great teamwork but why are the officers not wearing protective eyewear? Surely with a glazed door, that is a must? Any Risk Assessment would highlight that as a high potential.

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@Serafina_6349 Good luck 👍
The exam system for maths and English, child or adult, truly sucks if your dyslexic like me. We're not stupid or thick, we're just wired up a little differently to other folk.

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@DalesResponse And all you had to do was stop for a sandwich 😂
#unlucky