Jared Smith

[David Williams @MrDaveyWilliams]

A British citizen in their 20s heads over to #Israel, takes part in killing children and other civilians. Comes back and nothing is done.

An elderly lady says that she is opposed to this activity and the police arrest her as a terrorist.

Is this some sort of Kafka novel?

[Jared Dillian @dailydirtnap]

Thanks, MLB, for putting baseball games on Netflix, Prime, Apple TV, Peacock, and The Dildo Channel, pretty much everywhere except the MLB network, because I enjoy paying for shit I can't watch.

You may think this is a ruse to get me to subscribe to all this stuff, when in reality, it just makes me hate baseball.

Well done.

[Jared Smith @Absent_Space]

@DanAllred1 @FrankBr05713205 Companies should be required to state how their tips are allocated

[Billy Keyser @KeyserWhat]

@TooWhiteToTweet Luke 12:2–3: "For there is nothing covered that will not be revealed, nor hidden that will not be known. Therefore whatever you have spoken in the dark will be heard in the light, and what you have spoken in the ear in inner rooms will be proclaimed on the housetops."

[Jared Smith @Absent_Space]

@Mariners you had the perfect opportunity to end blackouts. Why do fans need 2 subscriptions to watch the Mariners play? Greed is the only answer. Make baseball more accessible! Shame on you. #EndBlackouts

[Jared Smith @Absent_Space]

@acatnamedteddy Um, not to be that guy but...garlic is toxic to cats and can cause serious health issues, including anemia and organ failure. Even small amounts can be harmful, so it's important to keep garlic away from your cat.

[Jared Smith @Absent_Space]

https://t.co/eTSa8jbtG5: let's use zero packing material for this order.

Order comes damaged.

https://t.co/eTSa8jbtG5: sorry, return declined, you didn't buy shipping protection

Fuck you https://t.co/2lrkpSsUcA

[Jared Smith @Absent_Space]

75 percent described being subjected to physical violence following their arrest and that 85.5 percent were not informed of the reason for their arrest

https://t.co/DUEY51NsGq

No one should be treated this way, let alone children. US shouldn't be aligned with countries that do.

[Seattle Police Department @SeattlePD]

MISSING Silver Alert: Maria, 69y/o, AF, 5’2”, 120lbs, thin build, gray/brown hair, and brown eyes. Last seen wearing pink flannel shirt, pink pants & dk blue shoes. Has dementia & needs meds. Last seen in the 400 Block of Yale Ave North. Please call 911 if seen.

[Jared Smith @Absent_Space]

Never mind @Mariners you are redeemed. Found the number to purchase tickets by phone. Very friendly service. You should stop using @Ticketmaster, they suck. Still wish your box office was open more though.

[Jared Smith @Absent_Space]

@Mariners having the worst experience buying tickets online. Why isn't your box office open when the Mariners are away?

[Jared Smith @Absent_Space]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Add CPR

[Ralph Nader @RalphNader]

Biden’s White House is worried about growing shifts in public opinion against the Israeli civilian/children slaughter in Gaza and requiring U.S. taxpayer bailouts. Call the White House comment line at 202-456-1111 and add your viewpoint. Give their finger in the wind more wind.-R

[Jared Smith @Absent_Space]

It would be nice if the narrative was 'workers are too essential to the economy, give everyone paid sick leave' (or pto in general) as apposed to 'we must force unions to accept a contract with no paid sick leave to save the economy' @POTUS #LetRailroadWorkersStrike

[Jared Smith @Absent_Space]

Decided to do 2 batches of blackberry jam this year. 160 ounces! Wondering if it will be enough for the year. Had enough berries left over to make some juice concentrate. 32 ounces of that.

[Jared Smith @Absent_Space]

Every time I go into the Southcenter Tukwila WA @PetSmart the cages are absolutely filthy. Every time I tell management and they don't seem to care.

[Delores Schilling @DelSchilling]

I have been tweeting this every day.

Will you join me?

Over 5700 Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women #MMIW

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So to summarize, very insufficient to stay below 1,5°C for an oil company if you look at the full picture, but still a very interesting start that could have a big snowball effect. Hello stranded assets...

[eve andrews @eefandrews]

a quick chat with @ElizKolbert helped reframe my own weariness over earth day. hopefully it'll help you too: https://t.co/wpl4ubX5nk