Crustypher Takodachington

Source of all entropy|Harbinger of decay|Gholdengo ex main|Mid-lane Annie|Bundle of sticks🤨🏳️‍🌈?|Couldn't be 6ft,had to put the 6 somewhere else

[G2 Asyc @AsycLoL]

ADC mains when their bastard support finally comes back to lane

[Crustypher Takodachington @AbsolLvl]

@CyberSeCX I quote this shit all the time,banger line

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@kneesocks334 Terminally online joke

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@Yoshiware2 Or the smart option,male protag for the female rival and then you stick em in cute clothes

[Crustypher Takodachington @AbsolLvl]

My favorite late night snack,Gramma's Salmonella Soup
(The secret ingredient is Thorium 232)

[Soldier_Boy_Groyper @CGroyper12400]

Not to glaze, but this might be one of the Top 10 Greatest Tweets of All Time…

[Crustypher Takodachington @AbsolLvl]

Throat pregnant

[Dr Omar @dromr__]

رجال عمره 50 سنة جاء يشتكي من ريحة فم قوية جدًا، وإحساس دائم إن فيه شيء واقف بحلقه، مع صعوبة بالبلع… وأحيانًا يشرق بالأكل ويرجعه بعد ساعات بدون استفراغ حقيقي!

الدكتور طلب له أشعة بلع بالصبغة…

وهنا ظهرت المفاجأة 👇

[老白（每日干货分享✊） @laobaishare]

苹果第一台折叠屏 iPhone

工厂实拍流出，目前最清晰的一段

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@afrochuuya Indian from first principles

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@ashenmash

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@jalenciagasart Sometimes no chemistry IS the chemistry

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@jalenciagasart Homeboy skeledirge and his two partners

[adrienne @barelytolerabIe]

Imagine blowing 30 years of search engine dominance—so much so that your website became a verb—only to kill your search engine in favor of a inferior product only tech bros and their sycophants like.

[Crustypher Takodachington @AbsolLvl]

@uncledoomer Jobs are fucked,women are tough,trumps in office,fuel is expensive,global warming has been maxed by data centers and poor legislature around the subject and planned obsolescence is fucking everyone almost as hard as the skill rot causing the foundation of society to sag

But sure

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@woke_gooning Opposite of gushing over magical girls

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@nerissa_en Dont let lusamine hear you

[🤧SneezeFebreeze💨 @SneezeFebreeze]

If its kevin hart I'm never taking the story seriously again

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@PunishedJDubs @ShaneCampbell94 On the bed
On the couch
On the walls
On the floors
Im every room of every house in the neighbourhood
Till the room stinks
Till you can see the musk in the air
Till the cells in her body turn white

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@chimpfone For maybe the next 10 to 15 years before it all becomes reductive and self referential,as all things devolve to